The Chain Gang

1. An old expression in which you were thrown in jail, put in chains, and had to work.

2. A banned Mickey Mouse cartoon in which Mickey was in a chain gang.

1. Greg isn't with us anymore. He is now a member of the chain gang.

2. The reason this short was banned was because it showed Mickey chewing tobacco, mild violence, and Mickey repeatedly being wacked in the balls.

by Sir Tiki June 30, 2005

chainless

In reference to the saying "off the chain.", Chainless is above and beyond even ever having a chain to be broken away from. To refer to something as being "Chainless" you are making someone, or thing to be close, or to be the best; in terms of fun, exciting, outlandish, or crazy. All of which are in a good way.

1. Yo Sean's party last night was chainless.
2. Did you see that outfit she was wearing? That shit was chainless.
3. Sean is just straight chainless.

by Sean Hearn November 8, 2006

chainsaw consultant

Independent contractors brought in by upper management under the auspices of "streamlining work flow", but in actuality to suggest what positions can be eliminated thus reducing headcount and overhead for purposes of downsizing.

In the movie "Office Space" the characters referred to as "The Bobs" are classic examples of chainsaw consultants. The main character avoids being fired through a combination of unexpected brutal honesty about his lack of passion for his position, and also engendering camaraderie with those sent to determine if his
job is really necessary.

by Cale Dempster December 18, 2008

Chainged

The act of being choked or strangled with a chain.

Dang man my neck is so sore where I got chainged last night!

by Adog18 April 18, 2017

Chainus

A chain that you swallow and let run through you untill it exits your asshole, then you link the end that you are about to swallow to the part that has come out of your asshole. Now let the chain run through your digestive system in a loop.

I knew a tattoo artist with a chainus.

by 83n R1t5c431 November 26, 2018

Chain Fetish

A chain or chains fetish is an attraction to being restrained or choked with a chain. It can also just be a general chain kink.

Boy: Oh no, she's getting the chains again
Girl: Meet me in the bedroom sweetie, I just grabbed the chains
Boy: I always knew she had a chain fetish.

by chickenbuttsavage July 19, 2020

Chainsaw Cannon

An absolutely devastating weapon created by a genius determined to exterminate a being that wishes to end all reality. If you ever obtain a Chainsaw Cannon, caution is advised as people will try to steal your ultimate weapon from you, so your only option is to chainsaw cannon them! Then you may rule over your new domain as a chainsaw cannon monarch.

"Hey, i got myself a chainsaw cannon"
"No way!"
"Yeah, and it's aimed at the United States Military!"

by Octagonal Revolver October 6, 2020