Christmas 

The time of the year where families gather around their trees on December 25th, sheltered from the snow falling outside, drinking hot cocoa and opening presents. This magical time of the year is in celebration of the birth of Christ, who sacrificed himself for our sins.

It's Christmas time

Christmas by SantaJClaus December 19, 2013

Christmas 

Oh you know. RHE BEST DANM FUCKING HOLIDAY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! I mean, COME ON! You got you’re songs, the colors, the story’s, the theme, the weather just everything is DANM perfect. And if someone says Halloween, they either are a fucking emo or they are trying to be original in choosing a holiday that’s not Christmas

Person 1: I can’t DANM wait for Christmas!
Person 2: you like Christmas? Halloweens better
Person 1: alright you fucking emo. Get the hell out of my DANM sight
Person 2: :(

Christmas by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021

Christmas 

The Christian Chanukah.

Christmas is the Jewish Chanukah.

Christmas by Ian December 15, 2004

Christmas 

PRESENTS!!

During Christmas, we get presents.

Christmas by Mambo Mambo GO June 24, 2010

christmas 

Solstice (winter in the north, summer in the south) reinvented by Christian masterminds to allow Sin and Guilt to replace existing, more wholesome and life-loving traditions.

It's Christmas! What the hell is Solstice? I thought the fucking world revolved around ME!

christmas by bumslug April 15, 2009

Christmas 

Now human beings worshipped the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws, and his wife Mary. And every Christmas Eve, people of UK go to war with the country of Turkey. They then eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner. Like savages!

We must appease The Great Santa in honor of Christmas, before we can eat the turkey people!

Christmas by Chacha Chamberlain June 3, 2011

Christmas 

For Christians its, the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. For everyone else its a nice time where people all get presents from Santa and everyone is happy but freezing.

'I'm so excited about Christmas'

Christmas by lovepink4010 October 17, 2011