by raul flores August 28, 2008
A euphemism for a vegan milkshake invented by police in Portland, Oregon to exaggerate the dangers faced by their friends.
I saw a kid out there with a cement milkshake and he just laughed in my face. My god, what’s happened to this town?
by microfilm July 01, 2019
Performing anal sex while the recipient releases diarrhea in a slow, controlled fashion that is timed with each thrust. Traditionally, the partners work together to mix the diarrheal substance into a thick paste, although recipients often allow for the occasional explosion of liquid stool for added flair. Additionally, if the right consistency is attained, the diarrhea acts as a very effective lubricant that is safe for use with most latex condoms. Can easily transition into other maneuvers, such as a Dirty Sanchez or Hot Carl.
I hold off as long as I can, but as soon as that 1st wave of Cement Mixer shit hits my dick, I have to bust in her immediately!
by DigDog June 22, 2006
A wrestling pin where a persons face is held against the others crotch, making it very embarrassing for the person being pinned. And uncomfortable if you opponent is sweating or has a wrestling boner.
Man. A guy from the other team out me in a cement mixer, he was all sweaty and had a wrestling boner, it sucked.
by Spandexjock September 29, 2013
by Stlchrome January 15, 2017
When a contract is reached with an offer and an acceptance.
Agreement of terms.
Also see; cast in stone
Agreement of terms.
Also see; cast in stone
by rucus11 November 03, 2009
Egg cement is the general term for any type of cement mixed with the yolk of an egg. The practice is incredibly uncommon, so the phrase has evolved somewhat of a joke definition of having _no_ real meaning, often being spammed in chains on discord servers.
by dmbutalsodm March 15, 2018