When a particularly ugly girl tries to give you a hand-job while you're soft /without boner. This usually doesn't result in ejaculation, and when it does it hurts like a burning hell. Usually done against the man's will.
by proudyellowman March 28, 2011
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by Nilorom July 16, 2006
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Anal cataracts is an illness often associated with middle to lower income working persons. Although the casues of anal cataracts are unkown, the symptoms are general sleepiness, laziness, fishing trips, concert tickets, boarding, riding, roadtrips, and and in some cases, better shit to do than go to work.
Employee: "Hello Boss? I won't be coming into work today, I have anal cataracts".
Boss: "What hell is anal cataracts?"
Employee: "Well, I can't see my ass coming into work today."
Boss: "What hell is anal cataracts?"
Employee: "Well, I can't see my ass coming into work today."
by Dannyoon April 29, 2008
Get the Anal Cataracts mug.1.thing to record countless hours of amusment and special effects.often invokes certain behavior that would otherwise be unaccepted.
2.expensive chinese crafted plastic which captures video footage .
2.expensive chinese crafted plastic which captures video footage .
yo bryan i cant believe you did that.it was on video camera
hey mason why are you using that freakin chinese crafted plastic which captures video footage.aka video camera.
hey mason why are you using that freakin chinese crafted plastic which captures video footage.aka video camera.
by bryan mason July 1, 2008
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by 7620 December 15, 2004
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{SCORE LIMIT REACHED}
WHAAAAT!! MOOOOOM! MOM GET THE CAMERA! MOM! OH MAI GOSH! AHHHH! OOOHHHH! YEAAAHHHHHH!
WHAAAAT!! MOOOOOM! MOM GET THE CAMERA! MOM! OH MAI GOSH! AHHHH! OOOHHHH! YEAAAHHHHHH!
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