Cartoon Network

The wankholes who ruined:

»Dragon Ball Z
»Dexter's Laboratory
»Everything

Cartoon Network likes its tittyless momma.

by bastardized bottomburp June 22, 2003

Cartoon Network

is better than Nickelodeon.

And to those who think they screw over anime, you obviously haven't seen adult swim, a timeslot reserved for more mature shows like Futurama, Trigun, and Family Guy.

I finished my homework at 4:55 PM so I decided to watch some TV. Unfortunately, they were airing Toonami, so I waited until 11 PM to watch Adult Swim.

by dj gs68 October 21, 2003

cartoon..addict

one of the bestest best mutuals i’ve ever had 🫶

“omg i can’t believe you are mutuals with cartoon..addict”
“ikr it’s so impressive”

by reyskywalkersfavlesbian April 17, 2022

cartoon logic

where real life logic does not apply, like being able to survive fatal impacts

I was smashed in the head with an anvil but got up barely phased. Cartoon logic is a wonderful thing.

by The TallyMid Exterminator September 19, 2020

cartoon balloon

A cartoon balloon is a wildly expanding erection that occurs while watching cartoons featuring hot chicks.

Just watched Tangled, and the princess aired up my cartoon balloon!

Six is hot, but Blondie stretches my cartoon balloon to the max! It looks like a weenie dog with no legs!

Is it wrong to whale on a cartoon balloon in the theater? No way!

Synonyms include boner,chubby,hardon,woody,erection

Antonyms are limp,noodle,flaccid,weak,soft,dead

by Christopher Sneaking Bear July 11, 2011

Cartoon Network

Home of Space Ghost Coast to Coast and Cartoon Planet (featuring Space Ghost), the only two reasons to watch television.

Turn on Cartoon Network! Space Ghost is comin' on!

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003

Cartoon Network

A channel that is only good when adult swim comes on. All the cartoons on CN suck.

The worst part, is that adult swim is not on Fridays, b/c on Fridays, CN shows all their gay stupid shows. PUT ADULT SWIM ON FRIDAYS, I DOUBT SOME 8 YEAR OLD IS GOING TO STAY UP TILL MIDNIGHT WATCHING SOME RETARDED GAYASS CARTOON!

1.) A gay network
2.) adult swim is the only good thing about it.

by [adult swim] Rox! August 28, 2005