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Five minutes after cleaning your carpet floor there is already dirt, lent, and hair on it. The only way to get rid of this condition is by burning your carpet.
Jim - Wow man how do you keep your carpet soooo clean?
John - ha, its clean now but wait five minutes i have a horrible case of carpetrification!
Jim - Dude thats horrible, I use to have the same problem but i ended up burning my carpet.
John - yeah i heard that's what you had to do.
John - ha, its clean now but wait five minutes i have a horrible case of carpetrification!
Jim - Dude thats horrible, I use to have the same problem but i ended up burning my carpet.
John - yeah i heard that's what you had to do.
by Giordano (Moogan) June 26, 2008
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by Christy 2011 May 8, 2011
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Spends his entire life playing video consoles that half the world has not heard of and claims he is the best when playing with his friends, who barely know the game.
A drunken homo who thinks he is living the dream, but spends his money down the same pub drinking with the same people every night after a pathetic day's work.
He generally sleeps in the van hanging from the night before because he fucking useless.
In fact he is not any good when he is sober hence the drinking, because facing the reality of being a loser is to much for a person of his weakness.
A frail and scared little man that could fall over at the sight a door mouse.
Can't really see the point of this creature.
Guess they broke the mould with this ridiculous being.
If you come across one, just ignore it, it has nothing to offer you at all.
Would rather talk to road kill.
Spends his entire life playing video consoles that half the world has not heard of and claims he is the best when playing with his friends, who barely know the game.
A drunken homo who thinks he is living the dream, but spends his money down the same pub drinking with the same people every night after a pathetic day's work.
He generally sleeps in the van hanging from the night before because he fucking useless.
In fact he is not any good when he is sober hence the drinking, because facing the reality of being a loser is to much for a person of his weakness.
A frail and scared little man that could fall over at the sight a door mouse.
Can't really see the point of this creature.
Guess they broke the mould with this ridiculous being.
If you come across one, just ignore it, it has nothing to offer you at all.
Would rather talk to road kill.
by Dreamspeech February 3, 2019
Get the Robert Carpenter mug.The act of forcibly inserting a hammer into the anus of an opponent. In optimal conditions, the blunt end and nail-extraction apparatus will both achieve penetration, however, any portion of the hammer enterring the rectum is sufficient. At this point, the executor of the Carpenter's Revenge will procede to rotate the hammer in a circular motion, inflicting serious damage (and/or pleasure) to the anal walls.
1. Holy shit! Bob the Builder went to town on Pedro's anus with the Carpenter's Revenge.
2. Oh my God! Jesus is back, and he's executing the Carpenter's Revenge on the anus of humanity.
2. Oh my God! Jesus is back, and he's executing the Carpenter's Revenge on the anus of humanity.
by Keegan K August 23, 2007
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