carling

to go door to door and punch people in the face

one day, i was carling my way through the streets when some girl said she didnt like carling so i carled her so hard that she had to get stitches

by DarCyZ December 10, 2008

Carl

Your typical angry coworker. Carl will slam his keyboard when he is upset, and blame his horoscope for his misfortunes. Carl enjoys eating Salmon at his desk and making the rest of his coworkers suffer from the stench. Don’t be Carl.

There must be a Carl in here, I can feel the negative energy in the office.

by Jenn_S February 4, 2020

carl

most annoying and stupid person ever. Do not approach him. Do not be friends with him he can affect ur level of intelligence and make ur brain dissapear. He is not a mentally stable person and can cause your SUICIDE. PLS IF U SEE HIM CONTACT AN EXTERMINATOR. THANK YOU

btw carl’s IQ level is -100

by ihatecarl.com September 28, 2020

Carl!

A phrase very popular in today's counter-culture scene. Most commonly heard at music festivals, Carl! is shouted at no one in particular and for no apparent reason.

CARL!!!!!

by Deadrat5 November 14, 2010

Carl

Carl is basically the most uncool person ever. People don't care about the person's name, so they call them a carl. They sit in the bathrooms for lunch because no one likes them. Are you a carl?

Ew, do u see that carl dude. He's such a carl.

by AlaylayChips October 19, 2016

Carl

Any one of the fellas you see wearing polos, too-big cargo khakis and/or ill-fitting jeans, and (most importantly) those big 'ol white New Balance sneakers. Large native population found at Georgia Tech's campus.

Person 1: "Do you think there's like, a secret cult of people that dress like that? Like do they all agree to do that, or it just kinda happens?"
Person 2 : "Ehh better not to think too much about it. They're just the Carls of the world."

by gatechfacts December 8, 2018

Carl

A piece of over confident shit that goes for younger girls

He is pulling a Carl

by Eatdatpussy69 April 18, 2018