Careericide

Careericide is The murder of a person’s own career, often by completely ruining their professional standing within it

He committed careericide when he decided to serve his in-branch customers unclothed.

by CallumFoster April 24, 2020

career program

where a whole bunch of fake fucking losers jack each other off in the corner and lie to themselves selves thinking they are smart.

look at all of the career program retartds in the corner.

by sam bock February 8, 2021

enjoy your career

What you tell someone who works a menial job as a let down when they give you attitude or don't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service.

Customer: Hi can you tell me the aisle where the linens are?

Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?

Customer: You know bed sheets, bath towels... ( thinks to himself " what a dumbass" )

Walmart employee: Why didn't you just say bed sheets and bath towels? And I don't know what an aisle is or where it's at so go find it yourself.

Customer: Wow really? You're a dumbass! Enjoy your career at Walmart!

by cpetkunas December 4, 2022

Waterbury career academy high school

Waterbury career academy high school a fake ass wanna be “private” school is full of attention seeking whores and think their attitude is cute asf. Males that stand in the hallway with their head phones on singing loud asf which we know won’t turn out to be shit. The principal stalk you on his cameras & bitch about dress code every damn day like it’s a deadly weapon which doesn’t help the fact that they have the AC on in the winter, we’re only allowed to wear thick ass black shirts all yr and niggas be burning up in June. subs that don’t speak English, principle favorite kids and leave the others out. Everybody is basically pussies there tbh, talk shit when you’re not around for attention. It’s not about learning in this piece of shit it’s about passing your classes bc the teachers don’t teach shit and they are alll crazy asf.

Outsider: you’re in high school and didn’t learn this?

Waterbury career academy high school student: the teachers don’t teach us shit there

by Waterbury May 23, 2018

Cartersville, Georgia

City that is no exception for North-West Georgia's wealthy reputation. In Cartersville, the gang murders are primarily done on Xbox live, by so-called Bloodz and Crypts whose parents are doctors and lawyers.

NICKNAMES OF CARTERSVILLE:
(1)Cartersvile
(2) Crappiville
(3) Cruddiville

Average guy: Hey man where you from?

Cartersville, Georgia Crypt: C-VILLE, U KNOOOOOW, EAST SIDE FROM DA HILL!!! REPRESENT!!! OWN DA EEEE!!!!

Average Guy: Woah, chill out, you can get shot here for that. For one, your white. For two, thats a brand new Benz your driving, so da hill can't be that tough.

by ThatsWhatSheSaid19911 January 19, 2011

shit of my career

A monsterous crap taken at work while in the midst of a busy time.

That was the "shit of my career."

by the marti September 28, 2006

Michael Masi's career

Used to describe anything that is destroyed but it was the correct thing to do to destroy it.

After the disaster which was the Saudi Arabian GP, race director Michael masi came underfire for his controversial decisions during the race.

He followed this up by breaking the international sporting code during the season finale.
Following these events he lost his job during the off season.

"Bro, someone michael masi's careered your car you should have driven more carefully"

by Oofyeetoofyeet1 March 3, 2022