Carbetarian

A vegetarian who doesn't eat fruits, vegetables, or anything remotely healthy. Instead they eat an obnoxious amount of carbohydrates and fats.

Person 1: Monique said she's vegetarian but i haven't seen her eat a single fruit or vegetable all day. Instead she's been eating pizza, lasagna, and cheesecake.
Person 2: Clearly she's a Carbetarian!

by mlb1967id2 November 23, 2010

Minge Cable

The process of using highly sophisticated and elaborate electronic equipment to display or print a rude word for other members of the public to see at inappropriate times or situations.

Displaying the word cunt along an advertising board in a busy city centre or faxing the words pissflaps wanky fuck flange in large letters to a fax machine on a desk at a customer services department or the namesake of minge cable - printing the word minge along a cable that's to be installed in an upper class residential area.

by Tom Bowler April 8, 2009

gettin' straight Carled

when you make a serpentine effort to ditch that one aquaintance that nobody of likes.

I'm so tired of gettin' straight Carled.

Carl: "Hey guys... where ya going?"
guy 1: "to the bowling alley."
guy 2: "We're goig to the bowling alley?"
guy 1: "fuck no..!... but Carl is."

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

Carlee

Carlee is an amazing,beautiful,smart, and hilarious person that everyone loves to be around. She is random and funny always but serious when you need her to be. If yours is anything like mine she likes to make people think she tough when she’s the biggest softie inside. If you have a carlee in you life, keep her because you won’t anyone like her anytime soon.

Wow, I’m never letting go of my carlee.

by Kahliisguidrysfav November 12, 2017

Jalalabad Jumper Cable

When two penises push against each other to see who manages to finish docking in the other first

"Ishmael and George had a falling out after George won the Jalalabad Jumper Cable contest at the bar."

by spaghettieel August 15, 2019

Careless talk

When someone speaks without sensitivity or regard for other peoples feelings who may be in the proximity.

Jamie meets a girl with a Purple dress at an elevator, he smiles and walks away. Later Jamie decides to look up the name of the girl and sends her an email which reads. "Sorry for staring at you earlier. It's just Purple is my favorite colour. Let me know when you decide to get the lift again and I will stare some more." - This could be seen by some as being an unwelcome email and a prime example where "Careless talk"was used.

by carebear01 October 22, 2013

Cable Salad

The mess of cables behind your electronics

Dude look at that, it's a TOTAL cable salad

by iScreamFURbeans July 19, 2016