Clearing the Canal

When a guy, after ejaculating, goes and pees to get the rest of the sperm out of his urethra, rather than have sticky semen continue to spurt out in aftershocks. This is a tried and tested method for preventing a sticky mess (other than the one already created).

Melanie: Do you want to go to the bathroom before we have sex, honey?

James: No, I want to save it up so I can clear the canal afterwards.

Jason stood under the falling water, waiting to be able to pee after jerking off. Clearing the canal sometimes took time, especially when he peed his bladder out before taking his shower.

by Eyeconspicuous November 19, 2009

Root canal

It is when you have any bad sexual experience with a woman, but especially when you have a bad sexual experience THAT YOU PAID FOR with a hooker.

That hooker is a real root canal. You're better to go toothless than experience that kind of pain again.

by thelastresorter November 5, 2014

Chocolate Canal

Anus and intestines thereafter, because shit looks like chocolate to the people who make this sort of stuff up, and its the canal that the shit goes down to come out of you.

"So, I heard you like having it up the chocolate canal"
"Look, I'm not gay, I don't like you, so just piss off."

by Ewar IX August 18, 2008

fudge canal

slang term for a womanz pooper, cornhole, anal cavity, hershey highway, you get the idea...

"You ever heard of the Panama Canal??? Well she had a Fudge Canal that put it to shame..."

by KevinCA$H August 5, 2006

Panama Canal

Going anal and then proceeding onto oral sex with your penis.

Chris just gave Megan a panama canal.

by Ryan Russell & Brian Neal September 23, 2007

canal flats

is a huge ass hick town, people from canal flats are ripped, all of them. Also, one of the biggest cracktowns knowen to man.

Wow, they smell like crack, they must be from canal flats.

by PYJOTUH,LC6;GKO August 17, 2008

Panama Canal

A sexual act in which you bridge the gap of a womans vagina and her anus by ejaculating inbetween the two, creating almost what can be considered a canal between the two areas.

I was butt fuckin this girl right, and I pulled out and gave her a panama canal.

by Division 6 September 14, 2006