Canaan Lamberth is just about the whitest black kid you’ll meet. No wonder he can only keep a girlfriend for 2 hours. He had to get an ear pierced so people would take him seriously. What a guy
Canaan Lamberth’s balls are touching
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Friend 1: Woaah !Your staring at Canaan.
Friend 2: Yeah he's very hot!
Friend 3: Yeah is very hot!
Friend 1: I would date him, but he's to beautiful I think I would die.
Friend 2: Yeah I'll ask for his insta
Friend 2: Yeah he's very hot!
Friend 3: Yeah is very hot!
Friend 1: I would date him, but he's to beautiful I think I would die.
Friend 2: Yeah I'll ask for his insta
by Cookiemonster4469 November 22, 2021
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canaan is a silly nigga
by eeeeekdkdnenrrrr November 23, 2021
Get the canaanmug. by ChikCock December 3, 2019
Get the Canaanmug. new canaan is a place that when you live there you realize that...
In order to be popular you need to be attractive, wealthy and athletic.
Birkenstocks are mainly used by teenagers.
Half the people who live there aren’t who they really are.
You see at least 10 jeeps in 24 hours.
Definition of the girls in one word is visco.
Sports are taken wayyyy too seriously.
School is a lot harder than you think.
Lacrosse is overrated.
Golf is often played, not only by older people but young teenage kids as well.
Many of the people there flex to gain popularity.
In order to be popular you need to be attractive, wealthy and athletic.
Birkenstocks are mainly used by teenagers.
Half the people who live there aren’t who they really are.
You see at least 10 jeeps in 24 hours.
Definition of the girls in one word is visco.
Sports are taken wayyyy too seriously.
School is a lot harder than you think.
Lacrosse is overrated.
Golf is often played, not only by older people but young teenage kids as well.
Many of the people there flex to gain popularity.
person one: “where are you moving to?”
person two: “new canaan!”
person one: “oh i heard they drink tea and play golf on the weekends!”
person two: “new canaan!”
person one: “oh i heard they drink tea and play golf on the weekends!”
by ka 11 June 26, 2019
Get the New Canaanmug.