Campaign

When you pay 3 sisters $200 each to let you do what you want to them. You can lick them, stick them, stack them, rack them, and have them stick a toe in each others asses.

Mike did you really campaign them girls? Hell yeah huh-huh huh-huh she toed her sister for Stuntcock!! huh-huh

by SauskiSmash April 8, 2021

Campaign Widow

The woman who is deprived of her man's attention while he spends all his time obsessing over the presidential campaign.

There's another debate tonight. This Campaign Widow will have to find something else to do.

by Candyland909 August 18, 2016

Cementroots Campaigning

A candidate that campaigns for an elected office virtually or only based out of their house.

There is a candidate that cementroots campaigning for a city council seat by holding virtual townhalls instead of engaging the public.

by jondich September 23, 2020

Walking Campaign

A person who acts or believes they are the fucking poster child of whatever the fuck gets their dick hard. Usually comprised of backwoods redneck gun owners, liberals and feminists, vegans, Narcotics Anonymous attendees (Shout out to my 13th Steppers, sup witchu fam), and most obviously, that asshole neighbor that is head of the homeowner's association.

An exreme display of normie-ism.

My roomate Chris is such a fucking douche. He's practically a walking campaign for normies everywhere. His mom is the president of the fucking Lion's club for fucks sake.

by JennXXX69 March 16, 2018