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caliwack

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When you're jerking off in California.
Person1: Are we in California yet?
Person2: Yes!
Person1: Cool, i gotta caliwack.
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soggy calimari

When a girl excessively works out without showering for days and her vaginia looks like it might have an infection cause it's crusty and smells like fish.
Guy 1: how was that girl you took home from the gym?
Guy 2: when she took her pants off, she had that soggy calimari.
by Peacock matt October 23, 2017
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New North Calidakotalina

A fake country. No tree huntin' out of season.
"say New North Calidakotalina."
"New North Cal... calid... califjdskfjaiwvbenkdlsldbhrejakvdhnvjfreds."
by FakeWordsYouThinkAreFake November 2, 2017
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califaztlan

Pertaining to the south western states that originally were part of mexico. california, texas, nevada, etc. Aztlan is an unofficial map of what some believe was once occupied by the aztecs at one point. aztecs were known to be nomads at one time in search of the promised land were they would build their empire.the sign they were looking for was an eagle perched on a cactus killing a snake.After about 200 years of search they found their sign in what is now known as mexico city.the only problem was that the land was surraunded by water and swamp land. But it was the sign so they built anyways.So the reason we mexicans identify with the aztecs even though there were other empires and tribes is because mexico is an aztec word our flag wears an important aztec symbol in it.
Although the south west was taken by whities we mexicans have always been here it does not matter what south western native tribe you are from at one point we were all considered mexican. Mexicans were always here from SAN DIEGO to SACRAMENTO from TEXAS (by the way tejas has an x because of the naguatel the aztec dialec)to Utah.We were here before most of the whities who came here for the gold rush years and wwII.from the midwest bringing with them their hatred towards brown skin.
Their decendants are from Europe and they are not of Indian decent. So rightfully we belong here but legally we don't so they call some our people illegals.
chicano soldier from Texas. Say were you from.
chicano soldier from Cali. Answers Califaztlan.
by elosc October 30, 2008
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Calianna

A tall luscious beast that is simply simple. She gets shy when people talk to her and her face might turn into a tomato sometimes. When you catch your self a calianna never let her go she is one in a 100. She is very easy to climb so make sure your hold on tight, especially if your that one particular person. She is good at spraining that most random bones and never fails to be smacking that gum. She is super nice unless you mess with her cat and loves to torture her siblings by using her foot.
Did you see Calianna”
“Yea, what a luscious beast”
by Your Mommaaaaaa May 19, 2022
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caliban

Caliban - A half man/half monster that is in the shakespeare play called "The Tempest". He is a man that is ugly as hell and looks like a dog. He smells of shit and eats only fish.
Simon: Why dont u go out with that nice lad then?
Kate: Omg now way he is such a caliban.
by Tjdjmaster June 2, 2008
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Calvary Chapel Murrieta

A "school" that was founded in 1990. Since then it has dedicated itself to covering youths ears and shouting " LALALALALA We Cant Hear You! LALALALALALALA". The math department consists of a sub-standard curriculum. One would be able to pass the geometry final by putting "Jesus" for every answer. The English department Curriculum is passed on protestant ideals. During the study of The Scarlet Letter, the teacher tried convincing students that the Puritans were right! History Consists of everything that involved Christians. According to them, the Muslims started the crusades. Every student is required to take a bible class each year. In the case that you graduate in your Junior year and recieve a state accepted diploma with the Schools name on it, you are still not allowed to walk at graduation, simply because you dont have 4 years of bible. All students are required to attend chapel, where we are force feed Calvary's hypercritical view on Christianity. If you have sex, you're a sinner and are going to hell. If you drink, you're a sinner and are going to hell. If you go into the military instead of going to a christian college, you're a sinner and are going to hell.
Christians Christian Schools Calvary Chapel Murrieta
by Sickened by Calvary October 19, 2010
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