Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus

(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.

Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!

by TheHungryTubist June 15, 2015

cactus face

Refers to a man's heavily-stubbled face, so named for the possible pain inflicted upon a woman's lips or thighs.

I don't wanna hurt you with my cactus face, so I suppose I'll jus' kiss your ass.

by Etch July 20, 2006

Cactus Bombs

When Mike Gordon of Phish is on an extended jam dropping funky sexy bass grooves.

Woah Teddy, Did you hear that Tube from 12/29/97? Mike was dropping Cactus bombs all over that track

by RyGuy88140 April 3, 2015

Cactuslaflame

Cocktus Giganticus

Female: Saarth gave me his Cactuslaflame in bed last night and it is humungous

by kaisermonke February 17, 2021

Catussy

A Catussy is similar to a badussy but is more feline like a cat.

You see that gyal Basia she deffo got a Catussy!

by Thou goat April 26, 2022

Cacasmeer

caca

Person 1: What is that on the walls?
Vera: I'm sorry I'm just lonely so I grabbed my poo out of the toilet and smeared it on the wall.
Person 1: Its alright Vera. Im kinda attracted to this.
Vera: Really? Thanks!
Person 1: Yeah.. Kiss me Vera
Vera and Person 1: Makes out and uses cacasmeer.

by ilovegaymilfs November 22, 2022

midnight caucus

A term to describe groups of hardworking employees, particularly those working in the legislative realm. This is a play on the use of the term "caucus" to reference other legislative subgroups, such as the Legislative Black Caucus, Latino Caucus, Education Caucus, or Downstate Caucus.

Legislative Staffer A: Are you ready to go home yet?

Legislative Staffer B: Not yet. The midnight caucus isn't quite ready to adjourn.

by Springfield Staffer February 24, 2010