crouton the berton

me: are you a crouton? i think you are a crouton

crouton: yes

me: JEEeeSHHHHH

basically crouton is a crouton and is DRIED BREAD yuh so poggies~!

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII cRouTONNnNNnnnN (crouton the berton)

by rawruwugirlhehepoggies May 1, 2022

moldy crouton

Amazing gang of children who make award winning films.

Did you watch Moldy Crouton's Annual 24-Hour Fun Fest?

by MADDOGERNIE August 24, 2011

SOCK CROUTON

WHEN YOU MASTURBATE IN A PAIR OF YOUR FRIENDS CLEAN SOCKS, THEN PUT THEM BACK IN THEIR DRAWER

FUCK JOHNNY HE'S AN ASS I GAVE HIM A SOCK CROUTON.

by CHUBBY BUNNY February 5, 2010

Crouton o' Christ

The wafer or cracker used in the Christian communion.

We had Crouton o' Christ and grape juice today in church

by Teemer November 15, 2004

crout crouton with a gucci belt from nothern idaho

a crout crouton with a gucci belt made in northern idaho

Leg's mother is currently under the brooklen bridge getting analy butt fucked by a crout crouton with a gucci belt from nothern idaho, ima need some backup real quick.

by Tornado_99 April 18, 2023

crouton face

A very dry face of any kind meaning male or female. A face that has those dry cracks in the corner of the mouth with a case of eye boogers.

She has the worst crouton face this morning!

by MyztresC June 3, 2014

Crouton

A derogatory term for a white person, usually of French descent.

- "What is up, my fellow crouton!?"
- "All is good in the neighborhood, Mr. Rogers!"

by The photon wrangler February 26, 2023