Mexican 1: Hey brother when we doing cross country
Mexican 2: Tonight brother... Tonight is the night
Mexican 2: Tonight brother... Tonight is the night
by Anonynous Asshole November 6, 2019
Get the Cross Country mug.A sport devised in such a manner as to be nothing more than a great and pointless load of self torture and hatred. A sport in which off-road one could get easily lost and eaten by wild animals. A sport in which the person who falls behind is behind and most likely stays behind FOREVER...like they never find him cuz he dies. A sport for the severely brain-damaged or the extremely brave. A sport in which the scoring...makes absolutely no sense and most of the time the runners dont even understand it. The highschool sport for the extremely uncordinated and super fit runner types.
by zaralin April 6, 2011
Get the cross country mug.easiest sport on the planet. running 10 miles daily is a piece of cake. the bad part is that not very many attractive chicks participate in it.
by igotit888 August 15, 2011
Get the Cross Country mug.Cross country is a sport that if you run it, you must be down with being gay (in a joking way) by doing things such as: showering with another guy, jerking off with other dudes, and running with 90% of your body exposed. Anyone who is successful in running has done acid or another kind of psychedelic drug. Runners are the most insane, amazing people you will ever meet and often times will be nominated class clown, and will go to jail for grand theft or shoplifting.
Person 1: “dude that kid Bobby is fucking insane”
Person 2: “yeah, it’s because he’s a cross country runner”
Person 2: “yeah, it’s because he’s a cross country runner”
by Brain_guyy October 14, 2018
Get the Cross country mug.The biggest pussy sport on Earth, Cross Country is based solely on the principle of running away faster than anyone else. It is a sport engineered specifically for anyone who can't hit, score, or defend. Called X-Country by some enormous douche bags, participants are classified by their skinny builds and arrogant attitudes. They believe themselves to be the "toughest" athletes, despite the crippling effect a strained muscle, cramp, or bruise has on them.
"Erin bruised his toe, looks like he can't participate in any Cross Country events for six decades."
"Don't mind his cockiness, he's in Cross Country. I'll go back later and use the real athleticism I've learned from hockey and football to kick his ass."
"Don't mind his cockiness, he's in Cross Country. I'll go back later and use the real athleticism I've learned from hockey and football to kick his ass."
by akjc August 5, 2009
Get the Cross Country mug.Is that act of pretending you are in a sport when really you do what 90% of people looking for a little cardio do when they work out, run a few miles. To be considered a cross country runner, the following must be done: Weigh under 120 lbs (regardless of sex), wear shorts with an inseam of no more than 2", take your shirt off whenever possible to show others your emaciated body stretched over an alien skeleton, hang with only fellow cross country runners (doucheness amplification), make sure that other people are aware of just how much of sport your "sport" is (regardless of that fact that all you do is try to out-exercise a large doucheherd of fellow runners galloping across lawns and wooded areas). See also: jogging and hobby
Bob: Would you rather stick your cock down a rattlesnake's throat or be seen by the girl you like in the vicinity of a cross country team?
Ted: 'grabs rattlesnake'
I tried out for the cross country team, but then I woke up from my nightmare, relieved I wasn't actually a goofy, douchey, athlete wannabe.
Ted: 'grabs rattlesnake'
I tried out for the cross country team, but then I woke up from my nightmare, relieved I wasn't actually a goofy, douchey, athlete wannabe.
by kohawk February 28, 2011
Get the cross country mug.A sport for kids who are unathletic. They can run fast for a long time (for the most part), and thats about it. In elementary school they were picked last for soccer, football, kickball basketball, etc. because they lack hand eye coordination, and a general mental capacity to anything other than run in a straight line and hop over the occasional rock or two. Humans have evolved to run, they think doing something natural is somehow a sport.
1. I didn't make the cut for any of the sports teams so I do cross country
2. Nah, I didn't wanna take P.E. it's too hard, just join cross country.
2. Nah, I didn't wanna take P.E. it's too hard, just join cross country.
by LEAVE ME OR DIE February 11, 2010
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