Hairy Crater

A very hairy asshole

Man someone bent over and shown me there Hairy Crater

by A very fat man October 28, 2017

crater

Irregular form/heightened form of great - Meaning to be "super-awesome" or "more than epic". Used mostly in Iceland because they grow up in craters.

You are crater. This van is crater.

by TheGrebhahn July 11, 2018

Moon crater face

When somebody has the little holes in their face (from acne scars) that resemble all the craters on the moon

Person 1: "Bro you really should take care of that acne before you get moon crater face"
Person 2: "Yeah, my brother had moon crater face and was taken away by NASA"

by Geckoli December 8, 2023

Craters to the Face

some one who is so ugly they make u want to throw up.
(acne, and general uglyness)

did u see that girl, looks like she took craters to the face

by kerel January 5, 2004

tour crater

Someone who is constantly seeking out new sexual experiences or adventures. It can be used to refer to both men and women, but is typically used in reference to men. A tour crater is always travelling and exploring many different kinds of relationships and activities.

John: "Hey, what do you think about that guy? He's definitely a fucking tour crater."
Sara: "Yeah, I heard he's been all over the place lately. He's always looking for a bitch."

by ItsInu January 13, 2023

Monk Crater

The large and growing bald spot on the crown of a dood's head as he experiences male-pattern balding

If we're going to stay in the sun much longer we better put some sunscreen on Dad's monk crater.

by BuysTooMuch May 24, 2013

crater twat

A twat the size of a crater, most likely due to numerous sexual encounters with horse-sized cock and watermelon dildos.

"i bought some time with your mother last night, i bet she uses watermelon dildos based off the size of her crater twat."

by slamnasty99 March 30, 2010