The destroyer of diabetics, boomers, asthmatics, smokers, alcoholics or anyone with shitty chronic and respiratory health.
Idiots spewing bullshit about the coronavirus The virus broke out of a wet market, it was the 5G towers that made it, etc.
Me: Bullshit! It broke out of a lab, but an underground lab where human testing, synthetic drugs or other arcane experiments are done. Plus the virus was sponsored by fatcats or tycoons that want the weak element to be dealt with.
A terrible worldwide disease, like most things, it was made in China. Symptoms include: hoarding of unnecessary items, such as toilet roll and hand sanitiser, a certain president telling you to drink bleach (please don’t), not social distancing and washing your hands while singing the happy birthday song. It has messed everyone up.
My teacher has a secret store cupboard full of toilet rolls in her classroom, due to coronavirus.