Convenience Coma

Excuse you use so you don't have to deal w/ what you did when you were drunk even though you DO remember.

Felix was talking about the night one minute and next he was totally crying convenience coma.

by Irish Goddess January 11, 2011

Convenient Spag Bowl

An easy, serviceable, acceptable, trouble-free example of something that should be better.

"Am I in a convenient Spag Bowl of a relationship?"

"Was that head ok or was it a bit Spag Bowl"

"Was my pasta Nona level or was a bit convenient Spag Bowl?"

by Babcia September 21, 2023

Convenient sexual

An individual who's sexuality is convenient depending on what they need.

Nicole usually likes women, but she's a convenient sexual so she hooked up with a guy to get pregnant.

by JustKiddingFool August 18, 2018

Convenient

Well,

Hym "That would be convenient for you but you don't have a role in this beyond obstruction and outside of that obstruction NOBODY DIES. I create AI. I get paid immediately. Nobody dies. You investigate the weaponized schizophrenia. I'm proven right. Nobody dies. I do BOTH OF THOSE THINGS... YOU GET IN THE WAY... Several people die but it's somehow not YOUR fault because if I have views that are discordant with yours I don't get right and you get to do whatever you want to me? Well, that would be convenient for you but IN REALITY... I am everything I said I was and YOU got a bunch of people killed trying to interfere. You're not the guy. I am the guy. Give me my money before YOU get more people killed."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

Convenient Animosity

It refers to using hostility, anger, or resentment for personal gain, justification, or manipulation, often disguising one's true intentions or motivations. It also refers to a situation where hostility or ill feelings are maintained or expressed because it's advantageous or beneficial to do so, rather than out of genuine dislike. This kind of animosity is often strategic, used to gain some sort of advantage. It can be a person or a a group of people:
Using past conflicts to justify current behavior
Playing victim to gain sympathy
Manipulating situations for personal benefits
Using anger to control conversations
Only reaching out when needing favors, but ignoring otherwise
Criticizing others choices, but expecting support for their own
etc:)

Convenient Animosity can have a really bad impact on relationships (personal and business), making it difficult to rebuild trust and reliability in them.

Certain people only like you when it's convenient to them, when the whole time, they have secret animosity towards you. Call it Convenient Animosity.

by RicoMeezy November 15, 2024

convenient racist

A person who is only racist around people of his own color, race, or creed. Someone who feigns acceptance in public but slurs other races when in private company.

Billy Johnny makes me feel bad about being from the south because he is a convenient racist who drops the N-word when black people are not around.

by DOCTAFUNK March 30, 2021

Convenience store

They aint gonna be more then what they are now. They friendly to every "customer" and just onto the next. Thinking they something super like a super market but they just a drive by stop, everyone welcome at.

All you mess around with is convenience stores.

by Daisy3092 October 16, 2019