someone who looks elderly and shops at Kids'R Us to try and look muscular. He is a brazilian bastard and all he thinks about is getting buff and big. He gets no grls and gets kicked out of class everyday cuz hes annoying as fuck. Nobody likes him and he wears the same shit to school every day. He's a bitch.People call him Cum-rag to get him mad.
by Kyle Hussy March 03, 2005
by Sugar1524 May 17, 2010
conrad is the coolest dirty polak ever! hes really cool and hes wayy better than you.. i bet you wish you were conrad
by laura March 29, 2005
Lauren Conrad is the main charactor on a bullshit "reality" tv show caled the Hills. She used to be fat and ugly, now she is chuuby and ugly. She has "beef curtains" and is a pig nose. Hate her as much as me? Give me a thumbs up!!!!!
Lauren Conrad- I am soooo smart and pretty
Me- No, look at the world around you. You see, i live in L.A. and I practically TRIP over girls better looking then you, thinner, and SMARTER! You are a dumb pathetic excuse for a Californian and i hope your show is cancelled. Its not like it is REAL!
Lauren- .......I like ugly boys!.....Do I smell CHEESE!?!?!?!?
*runs into wall*
Me- ......ah, American youth at its best... *sarcasism*
Me- No, look at the world around you. You see, i live in L.A. and I practically TRIP over girls better looking then you, thinner, and SMARTER! You are a dumb pathetic excuse for a Californian and i hope your show is cancelled. Its not like it is REAL!
Lauren- .......I like ugly boys!.....Do I smell CHEESE!?!?!?!?
*runs into wall*
Me- ......ah, American youth at its best... *sarcasism*
by Taylor the biggest bitch September 28, 2007
Cassidy Conrad is a dumb bitch that will turn her back on you and stab you in it. She will act like your friend then go talk crap about you the second you leave. Never trust anyone named Cassidy, especially Cassidy Conrad
by 🥶♿️💙 October 18, 2019
by Tangashima November 25, 2020