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Coneybeer

Someone who is mild-mannered and respectable during the day, but turns into a perverted creep at nights.
"Shit mate, that guy was a real Coneybeer"
"Don't leave him with your sister, he's likely to pull a Coneybeer"
Michael: "Did you see that guy outside the kindergarten?"
Nic: "Looks like a bloody Coneybeer to me"
by TGR Online September 30, 2009
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confaffled

A combination of the words "confused" and "baffled" to show extreme confusion or puzzlement, much like confuzzled
Eesh, that lesson left me so confaffled! >_<
by FG862K February 23, 2004
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confeated

The act of feeling mad and confused at the same moment in time.

You're heated, but confused about why and/or what you're heated about

OR

You're heated, but confused about what the fuck just happened.
Dave: "I'm confeated as hell"
Craig: "Why?"
Dave: "My girl left me for another dude. I done everything a good boyfriend would do but I still ended up fucked in the end. Like what the fuck?"

Nick: "Dude I'm heated as hell"
Sam: "Why?"
Nick: "I don't know, I'm just heated."
Sam: "Yo' confeated ass"

Lucy: "I'm confused"
Steve: "About what?"
Lucy: "Everything, and it's really pissin me off. I'm getting more and more confeated by the second"
by 2Tech December 24, 2008
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comfy bone

When a man is feeling so relaxed he gets an erection.
Woman: "Are you horny? You have quite the boner."
Man: "No, just a comfy bone."
by comfynips November 28, 2012
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coney island brown shark

He didn’t get out of the water to go to the bathroom and suddenly a Coney Island Brown Shark appeared.
by Matty RockaWave July 25, 2019
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Confablamur ergo sumus

We think therefore we are. in Latin. Akin to "Cogito Ergo Sum" from Descartes, but expanded to how communities think and change. Confablamur was used as a term for conversation. This is where the English term confab comes from no doubt. Shakespeare did not coin it.
"Confablamur ergo sumus" , remember that Sarah, we have gone way beyond , "I think therefore I am" . Thinking and not conversing with your peers is like listening to one hand clapping. Good luck with that zester.
by robtyrie December 1, 2021
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Confederate Jerking

When you be jerking off with your hand going from the shaft to the tip but you do it so fast and carefree your balls hit your hands whilst doing it.
I was edging so fast you could say I was confederate jerking my shit
by Longford Lover no#1 October 3, 2023
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