by davethewriter March 17, 2023

The new dictator of the Soviet Socialist State of Northern Carolina (SSSNR). He came up with a new curfew and now everyone back on provisional license.
Comrade Cooper has just announced that North Carolina will secede from the United States and that it will form it's own country The Soviet Socialist of Northern Carolina (SSSNR).
by Very cool band kid named Jimmy December 11, 2020

A title for someone that does not understand basic Constitutional rights or freedoms.
A would-be dictator that embraces facist behavior.
A would-be dictator that embraces facist behavior.
Man #1: "Lordy, that guy is cold. No heart. No feeling. He acts like Putin".
Man #2: "So true. He is a regular Comrade Donnie".
Man #2: "So true. He is a regular Comrade Donnie".
by Captain Breed June 26, 2018

Also known as Commander Red. The original commander and creator of the Red Ribbon Army, he is very short. He is thought to have wanted to Dragon Balls to wish for world domination, but what he really wanted was to be taller. He hated to be around people taller than him and was always bullied when he was a kid. When Black found out about his goal, he killed him and took control of the army.
Gero: I am still developing the new weapons you requested Comrade Red.
Comrade Red: Excellent! (rubs hands and grins)
Comrade Red: Excellent! (rubs hands and grins)
by Shadyshadowmoon March 27, 2019
