comfort dick

The type of dick you give a girl (or boy) to cheer them up. Related to pitty fuck.

Britney: “babe my dog died”

Jeff: “so, you want that comfort dick or what?”

by comfort dicker June 4, 2018

Comfortably Numb

When you crank down to Pink Floyd

I was so bored and high i felt comfortably numb and then fell asleep

by BIG POPPA SMITH February 25, 2018

Comfort zone

A comfortable spot. Preferably in front of the TV so you can bingewatch Netflix with good food, tea and blankets.

Jackie Burkhart: What did you do today Steven?

Steven: Oh, I just watched Netflix in my comfort zone. You know, the one you decorated for me with the pink pillows and candles.

by Ilovethatshow January 26, 2019

Comfortkurta

A kurapika based account. They started their account as a joke but they’ve impacted many people and is many peoples comfort accounts coresponding with comfort in their user name . They like to read, sometimes write poetry, eat strawberry’s, abuse their kurapika plushie, add to their kurapika collection, push their cousin on the couch, listen to classical, make flower crowns, go to flower fields, AND LOVE KURAPIKA TO DEATH. obviously you can clearly tell that this person is awesome. Very classy indeed, and is a very good friend to many others

For example: “did you look at the new video comfortkurta posted??” Or, “is comfortkurta abusing their plushie again?”

by Sallyface April 2, 2021

comfort kin

a kin you find comfort in kinning! when you kinshift to this particular kin, it makes you feel comforted, happy, relaxed, etc

“I feel comforted when I kinshift to moana, she is my comfort kin”

by moanakinnie May 24, 2021

non-comforter

an unclean comforter

the non-comforter had cigarette burns, bed bugs, and unknown stains

by Gravy train August 1, 2012

Comfat

The act of gaining additional weight when one enters into a long term relationship.

“Comfortably fat”

“Have you seen Ashley lately? Since she started Dating Derek, she’s gotten pretty Comfat."

by aceventura0907 November 14, 2010