cob

The long legged spider like alien that produces sticky webs in the corner of the ceiling.

The cob must have been at it again last night, the web got me as I went through door.

by Cap'n Billy July 25, 2009

COB

Cousins Of Beauty; Two adolescent female cousins who think they are beautiful, so they flaunt their beauty; usually pose for pictures in the exact same way for unknown reasons.

example:

Passersby #1: "Who do those two kids think they are? They are doing modeling poses next to a major intersection!!!"

Passersby #2: "What do you think, Kyle? They are COB's!"

by Funsarah January 1, 2009

cob

1. some one who sneaks into the female toilets.
2.who also takes pictures of his penis.
3. and enjoys naked antics
4.is a good bloke and is my mate

cob get out of the chicks toilets!

by d-unit February 24, 2004

corn-cob

To be 'corn-cobbed' is to be owned online, and then vehemently deny that you were owned.

Al Giordano: I'm not owned! I'm not owned!

Smart Twitter Person: Corn-cob.

by ttrainlookerup August 3, 2017

cob

HOB A similar yet less derrogatory remark about a guy doing something with his girlfriend over his mate "Chicks Over Bros"

You promised you were gunna get hell maggot. Man youre a COB.

by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

Cob Goblin

One whom resides on the dark side of the glory hole.

Beware the cob goblin lurking behind the wall.

by Old Milwaukee May 22, 2018

Dirty Cob

Someone who is a dirtbag, sleazy.

Origin: When poor country folks couldn’t afford toilet paper and used eaten corn cobs instead.

Mexican farm worker: Hijole! El jefe is working us to death!
White farm worker : Tell me about it, dirty cob only pays $4 an hour.

by nemodat1 June 19, 2018