clout collector

1. One who collects fame and currency in order to fuck your girl and get "mud" on their gucci t-shirts.

2. A person who achieves enjoyment from being the center of attention and smokes a lot of weed but on the low they don't actually enjoy it because their heart was eaten by a succubus.

"Clout collector I'm pickin' up
frontin' like i give a fuck
her boyfriend callin' she don't pick it up
we fuckin' watchin this is us
heart eaten' by a succubus
reasons why I don't fuck with this
reasons why I'm high as shit" - Freshman Jeff (Clout Collector 2021)

by Freshman Jeff January 21, 2021

Clout Rejected

The action of denying an interaction or ignoring an individual because of the difference in social or socio-economic status between both parties.

I tried to approach the Weeknd but he clout rejected me.

by JETWAH24 April 14, 2022

math clout

To have such an affinity for math and its branches that any assignment, test, or exam simply fails to faze you.

Erin: I totally bombed that calc II midterm. I'm pretty sure everyone failed tho.
Cornelius: Not me. I got math clout.

by SadBoy17 April 5, 2019

Bearded clout

A hairy woman's vagina

I'd love to ram my sausage in diana's bearded clout!

by Jerry hatricks November 2, 2019

clouster

a fool, an eejit, a gobshite, or a clusterfuck

That Anto lad is some clouster

by Anky33 February 16, 2013

clout goggles

iconic oval shaped glasses that were worn by Kurt Cobain in the 90s and are now worn by mumble rappers and meme gods.

ayeee do you know where i can buy some checkered clout goggles?

by SkrrtSkrrt666 July 16, 2019

Clutterbitch

A design principal that is best described as the opposite of minimalism. The term was coined by tumblr user wizardscience. The main aspects of this design style are about cramming as many random objects into a space as possible, while ensuring that they are still neatly arranged and visible (as opposed to piled up). It makes a room feel somewhat wild and overgrown, but very much alive and in use, as the excessive detailing creates a similar sensation to looking into a dense forest.

"God, I hate minimalism so much. I may be overcorrecting a little, but I'm going to decorate my room in clutterbitch style.

by Hummus hummus March 30, 2020