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Clinton Dip

To Moisten your Cigar by dipping it into a Vaginal opening
U.S. President Bill Clinton was accused of Dipping his cigar deep into the Fleshy Folds of Monica Lewinskys Vagina. He also smoked it afterward and claimed the Aroma to be quite Fishy! Thus the Clinton Dip!
by Dr K.Schtelzer PHD BED 123 March 19, 2010
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Clintoning

Using a cigar for purposes other than smoking.
by ruff'myster November 2, 2003
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Stage Five Clinger

1. A potential romantic and/or sexual interest who quickly reveals him or herself to be too forward and needy. A pursuit that one suddenly realizes one must at once stop pursuing because they have, in turn, become the pursued. Fatal attraction to the extreme, indicated, most often, by excessive communication across various media, simultaneously (texting, email, Facebook, Twitter, postal mail, showing up at your place of work and/or school, phoning you, until you finally reply, and often relentlessly even if/when you do).

2. Also, Stage 5 Clinger. Same meaning as above; a person to whom one is not mutually attracted, at least not near so intensely or desperately. A person who makes inordinate assumptions of commitment and intimacy when in reality there is absolutely none, since both parties have not logically had enough time to commit or get close, nor shall they due to the clinginess.
1. "Bro, the date last night with Cheryl bombed majorly--total Stage Five Clinger. Woke up this morning to 563 texts and the emails are still comin' in...wants me to meet her parents and be her 'first'...."

2. "Ugh. Stage 5 Clinger. 'Nuff said!"
by PicklePuss November 15, 2013
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Clingonatar

Avatar name for the character who is eager and desperate, ready and willing, ready or not, I don't know karate but I know crazy.

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Watch out for a Clingonatar!
Clingonatar
by NascarFan4life October 16, 2010
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Clinton job

Another word for blowjob, first used by the Ed Wood of the fanfic world, David Gonterman.
All the artist had to do was write himself into his comic, and his persona got all the Clinton jobs he never received in high school.
by Carne Largo March 15, 2004
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Cling Wrap Condom

The act of using a condom that is made of cling wrap when there is no condoms available to fuck yo bitch and forshiz.
My bitch wanted me to have anal sex with her but i ain't got no condoms. I didn't wana get shit on my dick so i used some plastic wrap to make a cling wrap condom to protect my wang from poo germs!
by Azamatbagidov September 15, 2009
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stage five clinger

A member of the opposite sex that is likely to become overly attached, overly fast. Virgins, those on the rebound, and the emotionally fragile are more likely to have this term applied to them. Orignally from the movie Wedding Crashers.
We need to get Nick away from that chick. She's a stage five clinger.

We've got a stage five clinger situation. I need someone running interference on the blonde behind me, now.

I nailed that chick last weekend and seriously regret giving her my number - I'm getting 2 or 3 calls a day. I think what we've got ourselves here is a stage five clinger.
by Dan Everett April 26, 2006
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