Free Range Christmas Tree

A Christmas tree cut down in the forest, most likely illegally by hicks, who are too cheap to go out and buy their own tree.

Cletus: Hey Billy Bob, you git yer Christmas tree from the tree lot down the road?

Billy Bob: No way, I saw a nice lookin' tree when I was drivin' down the highway, so I chopped her down and threw my nice free range Christmas tree in the back of my truck. Tis the season!

by Laleph December 14, 2010

Ethiopian Christmas tree

Really long and dirty ass hair which has been braided and has dingleberries hanging off of and around it.

Her ass is so hairy you could make an ethiopian Christmas tree.

by Babalua November 7, 2012

white christmas tree

When you finish jacking off and the cum soars up into the air and land on your pubes and have it hang there like snow on a Christmas tree.

-Yo I just bust a nut and I've got a white Christmas tree.

-At least you dont have any dingleberries.

by The dick duo May 5, 2018

Gay christmas tree

When a bunch of guys make a human Christmas tree by standing in a circle and hanging ornaments from their genitals.

Hey bro I heard you went to that gay club last night.
Yeah it was awesome I got drunk but for some reason my dick hurts.
Any chance you participated in a gay Christmas tree?

by jake576 May 9, 2021

light it up like a christmas tree

Phrase commonly used in the military for blowing the hell out of an enemy position. Plenty of bombs, missles, bullets etc.

They need to go into North Korea and light it up like a christmas tree.

by Kevin February 12, 2007

virginia christmas tree

A tree where you hang niggers

Hey are you almost ready for Christmas
Yeah man almost got my my Virginia Christmas tree set up

by Virginia Beach May 18, 2018

Lit up like a Christmas tree

Being shot a lot in just a few seconds

Person one: *getting shot at in the gulag* Jeez I’m getting lit up like a Christmas tree!

by War zone boi December 2, 2020