cheesecake 

1.) Tasty treat.

2.) Loving person that uses cheesey jokes and puns to often.
3.) Usually filled with ricotta cheese and topped with fruit or chocolate

person1: what's for dessert?
person2: cheesecake
person1: OMG!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!

cheesecake: omg *cheesey joke* <3
person1: ur such a cheesecake but i love u too

cheesecake by nipunkottage January 16, 2011

Cheesecake 

A central Nebraskan code word for a person of asian descent.

Dude, three cheesecakes...12 o'clock.

Cheesecake by Kayla Brandt February 6, 2009

cheesecake 

a male individual, who acts pompously and thinks of himself having a high fashion sense, when in reality looks dull and vain.

1) An individual who can be described as "cheesy".

2) Somebody having an uninspired fashion sense, and always dressed in according to the mainstream; one who wants to be known wearing designer labels, choosing clothing where label names can be read clearly.

3) A man who thinks highly of himself and not is not aware of his faults.

4) A person, to whom negative qualities of a stereotypical male can be applied to, a macho.

5) A man who is uninteresting to the opposite sex beyond his looks and appearance.

"Did you see Natasha's new boyfriend?", "Yeah, what a cheesecake!"

"What do you think about the new nightclub in town?" "Ah, it is so dull, full of cheesecakes!

cheesecake by sonicth May 24, 2011

Cheesecake 

What time it is, woot woot!

"What time is it?!" "Cheesecake! Woot woot!"

Cheesecake by Major Sunshine March 13, 2009

Cheesecake 

(verb) The act of steering a possibly dangerous conversation to another topic by talking about something unrelated.

“They were talking about politics so I cheesecaked the conversation.”

Cheesecake by lizardlump December 18, 2017

Cheesecake 

Used in reference to marijuana by well-off suburban western Canadian kids so as to avoid being found out by their helicopter parents and teachers. Classically coined in 2013 when a class-famous 8th-grade stoner said that to him, weed tastes like cheesecake.

The idea was highly successful, allowing for many otherwise highly-parented teens to skirt their parent's radar and get high.

Its modern day use-case is mostly nostalgic; however, it is not uncommon to find it used in the realm of worried girlfriends and wives.

How it was coined:

Some kid: I love getting high, but weed tastes like shit. It's like all of the bad parts of hotdog meat.

Class-famous stoner: Nah man, weed tastes amazing. It's just like cheesecake.

Example Sentence:

Kid: Hey dude, I got some cheesecake at lunch today. Want to come over for a sleepover this weekend to eat it?

Kid's Friend: Yeah man, sure. I could get high.

Cheesecake by ThaPryynce34 April 24, 2019

Cheesecake 

A person that is Part Caucasian and Part Ashkenazi-Jew

Did you know that that guy who always expresses deep hatred towards Jews is actually a Cheesecake?

Cheesecake by QOS_69 November 23, 2019