Carstrophobic

The feeling you get after being in a car for many hours, or even just a little while. It can be related to being claustrophobic, but only used when talking about cars.

Bill - "We need to pull over soon, I'm starting to get carstrophobic!

Steve - "Allright, just give me a minute and we can stop at this McDonalds.

by 59 so fine September 30, 2010

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Shelby Carscadden

Someone who fantasizes about having hardcore, kinky, s&m, sexual relations with Mythical creatures, while defecating in public.

Someone who has a morbid obsession with eating fetuses after molesting their weiners.

Likes to masturbate to pictures of retarded cats.

Whoa, That's a total Shelby Carscadden.

Stop being a fucking Shelby Carscadden.

Hey baby, wanna Shelby Carscadden with me tonight?

by Not Abigail Huff January 30, 2014

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Carson

Carson is a boy who will take your heart and never let it go. He will be the guy you have a crush on forever. He will catch your eye and never let you look back. He is perfect in every aspect and may have some flaws but everyone is beautiful and adds up to him. He is very athletic and good at every sport and probably has a dream of college or pro sports but does have some anger issues that come out during the game. He is very outgoing and makes everyone laugh. He can be serious though and has very good thoughts and ideas on life if you are able to see that side of him. He is incredible handsome and HOT! Every girl has or has had a crush on him but he doesn't value it or know how lucky he is. He doesn't take any meaning into relationships and doesn't believe in true love. He could of had it all if he would have gave a girl a chance. Hes great with kids and the way he smiles and also looks at the ground out of the bottom corners of his eye when he doesn't know what to say will melt your heart.

Carson is the boy you will love forever.

Carson was one hot douche!

by Can'tHandleIt May 5, 2015

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Johnny Carson

Whiskey with an Alka-Seltzer in it.

I woke up hungover as hell and made myself a Johnny Carson.

by Roth Vantage October 21, 2017

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Adam Carson

“My name is Adam, and if you quote this message then I will have a quote”

Adam Carson is an amazingly funny, sweet, behind-the-scenes guy. He is the original and only drummer of AFI, though he has put in some work with other bands such as Tiger Army. His bandmates include the ever-gorgeous Jade Puget, the always hilarious Hunter Burgan, and the amazingly lyrical Davey Havok. Adam pulls AFI together with his rockin' beats!

He, at one point, admitted to enjoying pirates.... however he has mentioned the annoying habit of fans to over-estimate his love of them.

Adam doesn't get enough love from the world. However, he may appreciate that. Adam said he enjoys hanging in the back. He once stated, "I'm a drummer, not a model." Seeing as he approves of not shining in the spotlight, he believes that the lead singer gets the limelight, but the drummer gets the girls!!

Adam Carson is a very silly man! A good example of said silliness is the time I went to see a show of AFI's in Arizona and he made funny faces at me. He was rather far away, but saw me staring shamelessly at him. Upon noticing the staring, he proceded to make funny faces at me, and continued to do so countering my faces with new ones until he was distracted. Adam is a GREAT guy!!!

Interviewer - "Do you prefer cuddling or spooning?"

Adam - "If you mean cuddling puppies and spooning ice cream into my mouth I'd have to call a tie."

by Gionni December 14, 2008

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