Candle Monster

Noun; The image of an uninviting face on / in a used candle.
The image usually appears in / on a candle after its initial lighting; much like the images of Jesus or Mother Teresa. Sighting one of these images is commonly considered one of the nine signs that bad karma is upon you. Maharaja – Tugnma’puda is the first to document the discovery of a candle monster. Tugnma’puda’s life was cut short not long after noticing the image of a monstrous face in the side of one of his beloved sacramental candles. Those who discover a candle monster are urged to disgard of the candle as soon as possible. Allowing the candle to burn completely seals the negative karma with the origional finder.
by candlewithoutaface December 03, 2010
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Dark Candle

A Black Man or Woman who does not cast a Shadow because they are too black.
Wasup mah bruver, yous a dark candle or whats?
by Tim232 February 13, 2010
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Candle cunt

A woman who wont stop going on about her scented candles and takes great pleasure in mocking other peoples candles
Say man, that Shauna is a real candle cunt. She won’t stop taking shit about my candles
by Turdy McDownUnder October 22, 2020
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Swedish Candle

A road flare. Derived from the fact that they look like a candle and are often used to warn other drivers of a disabled vehicle, usually a Volvo because they are so problematic. Therefore, the term Swedish Candle was invented.
My Volvo V60 broke down on the motorway so I lit some Swedish candles for safety.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 20, 2023
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Grass Candle

"Has anyone seen Zach recently?"
"No, he must be smashing off the grass candles"
by Jimslimson March 03, 2016
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Interfaith candle

another way of saying masturbate
“Dude I’m so horny I need to light my interfaith candle
by Randy Keshlum August 07, 2018
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anal candles

do you guys sell anal candles
i really need anal candles
by cc_fresh October 16, 2021
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