Calley Equation

An expression for determining if one is in a gay bar. Take the number of men wearing assless chaps, divide that number by two and if the result is anything other than 0, you are in a gay bar.

Hey Sparky, do you think we are in a gay bar?
Why yes Chuckles, there is one man wearing assless chaps and 1/2 is 0.5 and that is not zero, so by the calley equation we are in a gay bar.

by lilurb July 8, 2009

callate puta

Meaning "shut up whore"

While playing on her computer, Ale liked to say "callate puta" to her roommate, Emily.

by SophieHaskell October 12, 2005

Bryan Callen

A hot, straight (although I'm sure he wouldn't care if you thought he was gay) actor, writer, comedian who was in the first two seasons of MadTV. He's worked extensively in episodic television, including shows such as "Oz", "7th Heaven", "Suddenly Susan", "King of Queens", "How I Met Your Mother" and most recently "Fat Actress". He has also appeared in films such as "Fish without a Bicycle", "Scary Movie 4" and "Bad Santa". He's an incredibly nice guy and looks good in a Speedo.

Bryan Callen is aka "Pool Boy" in MadTV.

Bryan is a truly nice guy.

Callen writes and performs stand up comedy.

by Trikywu October 7, 2006

a so-called friend

a fake friend

by Darius April 25, 2003

A Girl Called India.

A India Is A Beaute. Someone that is of extreme greatness. A girl who is known for being both BEAUTIFUL inside and out (: Charming AND inteligent. The girl that all the Samuals like. The short term for a slight hoe. She can make your heart skip a beat, But will give it up on Thursday.

'OOOfhh Who's That Girl, Über Hot'
'Thats A Girl Called India.'

by Chazzzoooooo March 2, 2010

callejero

1. wanderer (within the city or town, often for binge or partying and other unproductive activities)

2. a person who often goes out for unproductive activities

"Ya no seas callejero y busca trabajo" "Stop going out (for fun) and look for a job"

by Martha_3930 January 18, 2018

Callithumper

One, who in the company of others, engages in trail breaking, fish catching, powder flying, party making FUN! The kind of person who would start a charivari of sorts.

After years of college, Jeff decided that a Callithumper was his true calling.

by Frau Nien February 28, 2009