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buttcheeks

A close call. Going to the absolute final brink of a terrible situation and coming through unscathed.

Derived from having to take a powerful shit and squeezing the cheeks of your ass together in order to waddle to the toilet, making it just in time and releasing the vice grip on your anus to birth a fecal fist, likely to produce a splashback that is as refreshing to your anus as the new found relief of your large intestine.
Person 1: Holy shit, you almost hit that car!

Person 2: Yeah, I totally buttcheeksed it.
by Compute March 19, 2009
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Buttcheeks

The name for a shy girl who tends to blush, so cheeks seems to be as soft as a baby's behind, given by a Crackbaby.
Buttcheeks had to write a definition, because it seemed that the whole world was wondering..why Buttcheeks?
by Yezenia December 24, 2008
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Buttcheek

ay yo buttcheek is thicc
by BoneyPoney March 10, 2020
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buttcheek POOP

by langoman123 January 25, 2021
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buttcheek on a stick

(noun)
something thich causes more than any other object or item in the universe... nay, multiverse ever could. it inflicts the most torturous, agonising, excruciating pain known to any conscious being in the past, present, and future.
kid: mothertrucker, dude! that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!
by jan Kanon July 27, 2023
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Buttcheek Pussy

A vagina that has a very plump fupa which makes all the mess up front resemble buttcheeks.
I just did sex with a thick ass broad her buttcheek pussy was fire. Ooooooooohhh lala.
by Paul Zappia August 29, 2023
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Moldy buttcheeks

a green fuzzy substance in the corroded area
Hi I have moldy buttcheeks
by Pen15ofdoubt April 10, 2015
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