buttscoot

Commonly used by practitioners of Brazilian Jujitsu, the term buttscoot describes the act of a person sitting back facing the ground with feet flat, knees bent and palms on the ground. It is a defensive position often used by a jujitsu practitioner against a standing opponent to prevent an opponent from passing to the side or behind. In the buttscoot position, one will often used upward kicks to fend off an opponent.

Nogieura unsuccessfully used the buttscoot against Fedor.

by Andrew Tekkaman January 4, 2006

Rippin Butts

VERB. To smoke cigarettes excessively.

Where is Jay. Oh he is outside rippin butts.

by TJE April 4, 2007

suprise buttsechs

When a person is quickly and unknowingly given buttsechs from someone who sneaks up behind them.

carleana "omg i just felt something in my butt"
rachel "zomg what was eet?!"
Jamesaxlmooney "SUPRISE BUTTSECHS!!!!"

by zomg effing brilliant July 26, 2006

Buttsicle

a very long turd that refuses to drop under its own weight thought to be caused by sitting directly on the porcelain.

"captain's log, 6:58AM, february 10th: i've been stuck in this godforsaken bathroom for nearly an hour thanks to this buttsicle." -Captain Obvious

by cometsolveseverything February 27, 2011

Buttshoes

Shoes for your butt. Come in all different styles and sizes. They are capable of being strapped on around the waist with the soles facing the location at which the person will sit. Buttshoes are a brand new innovation that will someday be the latest fashion craze.

Joe: Hey dude, what are you doing?

Connor: Just strapping on my buttshoes so I'll be ready for to watch the game tonight.

Joe: Are you gonna sit on your girlfriend's face with them later?

Connor: You know it!

by SHADYSTARMEL16 December 14, 2013

Hauling butts

The act of smoking cigarettes at an abnormal pace or in an excessive fashion. The term implies that the subject's smoking is no longer a supplement to their primary activity, and has become a prominent characteristic of what they are doing.

We were hanging at the corner of Orchard and Pearl - drinking beers, hauling butts and contributing to cosmic babble.

I was 3/4 cocked and straight hauling butts by the bonfire for hours last night.

I spent my half hour between exams hauling butts on the library steps instead of looking over the vocabulary.

by Howboutcha C'mon June 1, 2010

Buttsex in Chinatown

Also "buttsecks in Chinatown"; used to describe an undesirable, uncomfortable, awkward, and/or unpleasant situation or experience. The situation might also be somewhat random or strange and come out from nowhere.

ex. When my friend girl asked which vibrator I liked better, it was like buttsex in Chinatown.

by Chinaman0069 August 1, 2008