Butthurt

Someone being offended to the point it feels like they just got anal raped . No amount of butthurt cream can sooth soreness.

Guss was butthurt his girlfriend went over Joe's to netflix and chill.

by Warlike October 27, 2017

Butthurt

Butthurt is that special feeling in your ass after it's been kicked and/or fucked. It is a common ailment amongst losers on the internet. It is usually characterized by noisy whining and complaining after being pwnt or otherwise outdone in any minute and insignificant way. It was invented at least 100 years ago by Vlad the Impaler when he went crazy from living in a time without the internets. Today, butthurt occurs most commonly when you fall asleep with your friends and they, being your friends, decide it would be funny to sodomize you. Butthurt is also a primary generator of lulz on the internets and has produced many lolcows.

Look at that stupid faggot...what a butthurt.

by tytheguy February 20, 2011

Butthurt

Something that dumb britfags say when they're feelings get hurt.

Huurrr durr y u so butthurt? I must be a comedic genius for saying that because I'm fucking British and don't give a shit.

by flytallerkin September 13, 2012

Butthurt Disease

A fatal disease spread by the butthurt ginger troll, Nick Santino, from the band A Rocket To The Moon. Symptoms are: extreme bitterness, tweeting about how your life sucks, and sinusitis.

Patient: I think I have sinusitis. Ugh, I hate life.

Doctor: When do you think this started?
Patient: About a week ago, I saw a concert.

Doctor: Well, it looks to me it was a Rocket To The Moon concert because you might've caught a severe case of butthurt disease. Which only can be spread by the troll, Nick Santino.

by Halvo January 21, 2011

Butthurt Whirlpool

A whirlpool of butthurt.

Person 1: "Did you just kick that person?"
Person: "Yeah, they are having a butthurt whirlpool."

by the one dude with a potato September 29, 2014

vicarious butthurt

When somebody says/does something to you that you think is totally reasonable, but somebody you've never met sees it and gets offended for you.

I was teasing my girlfriend at the beach and she slapped me. We were just playing around (and I totally deserved it) but some men's rights weenie got vicarious butthurt and threatened to call the cops. So I slapped him and he cried.

by [e-mail] March 27, 2017

butthurt

when your emotionally depressed . cant think about anything or anyone besides the peron who got you all pissed and loserish

why do you have to get all butthurt because i didnt remember youor birthday, god you niglet.

by shelly July 23, 2004