North Dakotan Fuckin Bullshit

Everything shitty about North dakota -- which is everything.

Some examples include:

-Passive aggressiveness***
-tourist attractions mean that there is a larger than normal rock to look at, maybe some buffalo
-everyone drives literally 10 miles under the speed limit
-everyone thinks that they know everything because "their uncle dale read about it in a book somewhere"
-everyone is related to each other, but they'll still try to fuck each other, exclusively
-where "marijuana cigarettes" are a felony, but sure, go ahead, fuck your sister
- where Drake is considered "negro bumps" by the locals. If anyone is playing anything harder than Drake, the police are called
-It's flat

Ex. 1: North Dakota is one of the icyest places in the contiguous United States. Better throw some dirt on it & not put any road salt down!
Dave: Damn! That's some Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit!

Ex. 2:

Jerome: Hey susie, wanna hangout?
Susie: no, my stomach hurts
*Proceeds to post a million snap stories of "Chillin with my bestie!!! LOL xoxoxoxoxoxox" *
Jerome: Wow, couldn't you have just been straight up? Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit

Ex. 3: North Dakotan driver pulls up to a left turn yield on green, and decides to wait 2 light cycles before turning, because the cars that are traveling at 25 mph are traveling "too fast" and there was "no time" to turn.
Chad: Are you fucking serious? That's actually some north dakotan fuckin bullshit right there

Ex. 4:

Richard: Hey, I was just wondering if I could get some help on some math homework today?
* two days pass *
Maggie: Oh sorry, I was at work!
Richard: Wow....the least you could've done was say you didn't know. That's the epitome of North Dakotan fuckin bullshit right there

by DJ Pissed As FUCK July 13, 2015

babyback bullshit

something that is such crap that it can't be just plain bullshit it has to go to the next level.

oh please that is some babyback bullshit!

by T.Nysha August 25, 2008

Bullshit Job

a form of paid employment that is so completely pointless, unnecessary, or pernicious that even the employee cannot justify its existence even though, as part of the conditions of employment, the employee feels obliged to pretend that this is not the case.

"off to work at my bullshit job, hopefully, I can find something to do today."

by labourinst. January 9, 2019

Anime Bullshit

Any character whose behavior is overly-flamboyant, bubbly, and excessively enthusiastic in such a way that makes the viewer feel embarrassment. Anime bullshit also pertains to any character who is acting way too serious opposite a sickeningly rosy character. This does not apply to all anime and is not limited to Japanese animation.

Good examples include Tidus from Final Fantasy X or any of Misa Amane and Light Yagami's conversations in Death Note.

I tried to watch Tank Girl, but there's just too much anime bullshit

by Beloved Royal Viking September 17, 2017

1-800-BULLSHIT

Calling Bullshit taken to the extreme, as in bullshit on steroids that are on steroids

Normal Bullshit:
Weakling:I just finished a marathon!!!
You:I'm calling Bullshit

1-800-BULLSHIT:
Biggest Nerd Ever:I got laid!
You:*takes out phone and dials 1-800-BULLSHIT

by x_X_x_RPFLCOPTER_x_X_x September 19, 2015

Bullshifters

The name of Ellis' high school truck club, as seen on his shirt in the video game Left4Dead 2. It is a play on words; "shifters" referring to trucks/cars, and if you haven't already figured it out, the whole word sounds like "bull shitters".

I sabotaged the Bullshifters meeting with donkey poo.

by devlinne February 18, 2010

vanilla bullshit

n. Slang for Coffee;
usually served in Starbucks, Costa Coffee or Cafe Nero. When all you want is a white coffee, but you have to wade through all the different types: Mocha, Frappucino, Skinny Latté, etc.

From: Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got."

by A lads glum loin January 15, 2007