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chinese buffet syndrome

A condition associated with all-you-can-eat restaurants where diners wish to get such good value for money that they starve themselves all day in anticipation of being able to indulge in unlimited food. However, as a result of this period of anorexia the stomach shrinks and upon eating aforementioned buffet the stomach feels full in an unusually short amount of time.
Wow, I've only eaten one plate of sweet and sour chicken balls but I've got chinese buffet syndrome, I'm stuffed!
by dude753 December 15, 2010
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baby buffet

A woman who is anatomically well endowed in her breast region-- through either natural or artificial means.
Damn! You see that girl Jazmine over there. Her rack be poppin' outa that shirt! She a baby buffet no doubt!
by Christineandemilie September 30, 2011
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Trout Buffer

Another word for a vagina. If the penis is a trout the vagina is the buffer.

When the penis(trout) moves in and out of the vagina(buffer) it gets buffed. Hence a trout buffer

Also a derogatory term to call someone.
Jer: Dude that girl was awesome in bed.

John: What was her best move?

Jer: She had an incredible trout buffer- she rode me on top like she owned it.

John: Word.
by Shonk Rager August 21, 2013
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Surf N' Turf Buffet

When a girl has her vagina and anus licked at the same time by two different individuals. This act is a prerequisite to the Eiffel Tower.

Although the word 'buffet' is used, this act is most often an appetizer to the more enjoyable Eiffel Tower. Although which act is more enjoyable is debatable.
Scott and Ben enjoyed an all you can eat Surf N' Turf Buffet with the drunk girl from the bar. Scott called dibs on her ass.

After the Surf N' Turf Buffet was over, we constructed an epic Eiffel Tower
by BoneCityPLZ January 8, 2012
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Shit buffet

A point in time at which all parts of life and all possible choices/options seem like total shit. As if you were standing in front of a buffet where every dish was a different style of shit.
Fried shit, sauteed shit, shit flambee, shit au gratin, shit con carne, shit with hoisin sauce.
I'm late for work because my car won't start, i can't call because my phone is in the house, i locked myself OUT of the house, and nobody is home. Great, now its raining. What a shit buffet.
by Hoot Hollway December 15, 2008
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buffet drinking

When an individual is out drinking and chooses to change his or her drink each time a new round is ordered, thus rarely drinking the same thing twice during a multi-drink night.
Tim was buffet drinking last night at the bar, he went from a Bud Light to a dirty gin martini to a Guinness to a vodka soda and then a scotch on the rocks.
by Global Crush January 9, 2009
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Bamboo Buffet

When one is having sex with two women at the same time and you alternate between one girl's vagina and the other girl's anus.
Bend over ladies it's time for the bamboo buffet!
by Crustache January 23, 2009
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