butthole butter

That mystery yellow/light brown cream that somehow develops around your butthole even though your sure you thoroughly wiped your ass clean after your last bowel movement. Experts having differing opinions of its cause, but the leading theory is that it is formed by a combination of ass sweat and small amounts of feces juice that leaks out due to weak butthole muscles.
Bro, I didn't push out any turds, but for some reason my ass was covered in creamy butthole butter.
by HarryRodnShaft November 22, 2016
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Golden Butthole

The most glorious piece of art on this side of the Clinton River; Beautiful view of this sight from the Chipotle on Hall Road. Best use of tax money in modern history.
When there are no clouds, the sun shines perfectly through the Golden Butthole.
by TOE17 November 12, 2019
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Butthole Surfers

The Butthole Surfers are a great band from Texas. They formed in 1981 and were fronted by Gibby Haynes. Their genre is hard to define, but it's a strange, yet great, mix of avant-garde, hardcore, and psychedelia. Everyone should listen to them.
The Butthole Surfers rock, man.
The Butthole Surfers were a major influence on Kurt Cobain.
The Butthole Surfers made a shit load of great albums.
by Fuck You Too, Bitch! January 26, 2006
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Butthole Airbag

A safety precaution taken by men while involved in a devils threesome (2 guys, 1 girl) to prevent anal penetration. The man will tuck his nutsack between his butt cheeks protecting his cornhole from from intentional and inadvertent penis to brown eye contact.
Good thing i had the old butthole airbag on the other night that fag Justin went for my brown eye.
by gbv.3.0 March 22, 2012
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satans butthole

(sa-tans butt-hole) noun, adjective. satans butthole is the hottest place in the universe. if a soul is punished by going into satans butthole, they will turn to a very crispy piece of bacon than immediately combust, causing great pleasure for satan.
holy crap, its hotter than satans butthole today.
by hellfire64 July 21, 2009
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Butthole juice

When your asshole sweats and it collects without dripping down.
Examample: guy 1: bro i got mad butthole juice
Guy 2: bro wtf i didnt need to know that
by Radioactive_hamst3r February 27, 2018
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