bradytard

- an NFL fan that exaggerates Tom Brady’s role in team accomplishments & relies on narrative over facts to create a verifiably false narrative that Tom Brady has had to do more heavy lifting for his team over his career than is actually verifiable with facts

- a sports fan who overstates Tom Brady’s production and abilities as an NFL QB primarily based on statistical data or facts that are the result of things outside of Tom Brady’s role as QB

- a sports fan who overstates Tom Brady’s perception as a professional athlete in order to side-step the fact that he is inferior to his peers when it comes to his level of performance that he actually has control over, I.E. passing, taking sacks, throwing INTs, points per drive on offense, etc.

Saying “Tom Brady does the most with less” or “Tom Brady could throw for 4,000 yards with random people off the street” is a typical Bradytard statement.

by JPMRRJr21118 March 22, 2021

Portable Brody

The portable Brody has so many uses you can take one to prom if you don’t have a date you can walk while getting a kiss from one anything you need done the portable Brody can probably do

Female: Will you go to prom with me
Guy: no
Female: Guess I’ll just take my portable Brody

by Jacob black December 10, 2020

Tom Fuckin' Brady

When you're so damn good, you're like 2x NFL MVP and 4x Super Bowl champ Tom Brady

He's like Tom Fuckin' Brady out there

by tFb49 May 19, 2016

Bryden

A Norwegian metalhead, the definition of sex and sheer awesomeness.

Girl one: Did you see that sexy long haired kid?

Girl two: Yeah, must have been Bryden.

by xXMetalReeXx August 23, 2009

Brady Potter

THE HOTTEST MAN IN THE WORLD, GOOGLE HIS NAME AND U WONT BE DISAPPOINTED!!! I SWEAR, even if ur a guy like chill and give another dude a compliment because DAMN. He is dating the YouTuber ‘Larrey’ and has his own YouTube channel WHERE U CAN SEE HIS HOTNESS LIKE OMFG

Person 1: hey did you see Brady Potter in his new YouTube video?
Person 2: who is that?
Person 1: *pulls up Brady’s pic*
Person 2: GOD DAMN HE IS HOT

by iLikeTurtlesss April 15, 2020

Tom Brady

Another word for Satan. And imma tell you why he is clearly Satan. This dude was down in the Super Bowl 28-3 in the 3rd quarter. YOU CANT COME BACK AGAINST THE BROWNS 28-3 IN THE 3RD QUARTER! Also he did this with all white receivers! If you're playing a pick up flag football game, there is no way in hell you are winning with an all white receiving line. Tom Brady found a way to do that so there is your proof that he is Satan.

I hate to say it but Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T

by TheRealPain March 20, 2017

Brodysseus

P.N. The protagonist of the Brahdyssey and the hero of the Brojan War. Brodysseus is one of the most epic bros ever and is only surpassed by Broseidon due to his godlike status.

Brodysseus sailed across the Brahgean Sea to fight in the Brojan War.

Brodysseus made a bed using brahlive branches.

Telebrahchus, the son of Brodysseus, took several years to master the art of the Bro and Arrow.

by brogon November 25, 2010