bruced

I was trying to do myself in by jumping off a bridge. As I jumped the damn rescue vehicle bruced me.
by silverelm May 09, 2008
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Bruce

1: of, relating to, or characterized by being a total flaming faggot towards one of the homies.

2: of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between said homies (butt pirates).
Coop is being a Bruce again...

Bullitt looks like a Bruce in that tiny ass shirt that sits above his belly button.

Why is Ant on that dudes lap ? Fucking Bruce.
by Free uppercuts December 29, 2010
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Bruce

A cross-dressing, closet gay, wanna-be fake cowboy who thinks that all women of the Earth worship him. Royally sucks at singing yet thinks he is God of Karaoke. Habitually lies to women so he can get laid -- at any cost. Yet for all his obsessing over having sex with women, secretly orders gay black porno mags and vids on eBay and jacks off to it while dressed like a red-headed hooker named Sandy.
1. See that guy singing karaoke? He sucks, what a total Bruce.

2. Hey, there's a Bruce working the corner of Broadway, he's such an ugly tranny.
by IrisLaRue February 05, 2010
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Bruce

The quarter rides in front of your local KMart. (Harley Davidson)....."Do You wanna Ride"? Bruce..... known to be your Cheap Thrill Community Dick!!!
Be careful when u ride Bruce cause u may need a real ride to the community clinic........
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Bruce

Kane - "Bruce would Fuck Bede up"
by Maberta July 08, 2019
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Bruce

Fluid that comes from the male genitalia (sperm)
Ben did you put Bruce in these brownies
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Bruced

The act of using facebook to stalk someone or keep tabs on them.
My god this girl has bruced my profile like 100 times, she likes everything i do.
by brucedbybruce June 25, 2010
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