Bruce

A cross-dressing, closet gay, wanna-be fake cowboy who thinks that all women of the Earth worship him. Royally sucks at singing yet thinks he is God of Karaoke. Habitually lies to women so he can get laid -- at any cost. Yet for all his obsessing over having sex with women, secretly orders gay black porno mags and vids on eBay and jacks off to it while dressed like a red-headed hooker named Sandy.

1. See that guy singing karaoke? He sucks, what a total Bruce.

2. Hey, there's a Bruce working the corner of Broadway, he's such an ugly tranny.

by IrisLaRue February 4, 2010

Bruce

Fluid that comes from the male genitalia (sperm)

“Ben did you put Bruce in these brownies “

by Abc3574 November 26, 2018

Bruce

An all natural Grass fed warrior.

Kane - "Bruce would Fuck Bede up"

by Maberta July 8, 2019

Bruce

The quarter rides in front of your local KMart. (Harley Davidson)....."Do You wanna Ride"? Bruce..... known to be your Cheap Thrill Community Dick!!!

Be careful when u ride Bruce cause u may need a real ride to the community clinic........

by Psstpsst November 22, 2017

Bruced

The act of using facebook to stalk someone or keep tabs on them.

My god this girl has bruced my profile like 100 times, she likes everything i do.

by brucedbybruce June 28, 2010

Bruce

The Bruce: The ultimate sign of peacocking and not giving a shit.

Damn last night was amazing, those chics didn't stand a chance. I was on my Bruce...

by Kinkd Insert June 14, 2018

Bruce

Word to design a close friend. Synonym of “bro” and its variations

“Yo how are you bruce?”-Bruce 1
“I’m doing fine, what about you bruce?”-Bruce 2

by FriedDogSushi December 25, 2022