brotege

noun - A bro in training. Typically, but not always, 17 or 18 years old.

Chad is still in High School. I'm taking him under my wing as my brotege.

by wijiwang August 4, 2008

brotherhood 2.0

Youtube celebrities John and Hank Green who spent the year 2007 refusing to communicate through text. Everyday they communicated through vlogs on Youtube, alternating days. They amassed several thousand subscribers.

They extol the virtues of the nerd life, calling themselves and their fanbase nerdfighters and those who aren't nerds decepticons.

They acheived some fame when Hank's song "Accio Deathly Hallows" was featured and expressed the sentiments of nerdfighters everywhere.

Wow, did you check out the "in your pants" forum on brotherhood 2.0 yet today?

by Monc September 29, 2007

little brother

the most annoying piece of shit on Earth

Little brother: h-
Me : don’t fucking touch me you stupid orangutan

by 9yr old savage August 10, 2018

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

The sequel to Assassin's Creed 2, which was an amazing game, and just got even better.

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood is going to be the sickest game ever!

by Panda0213 November 3, 2010

Roche Brothers

A grocery store chain in the suburban Boston area, established in the 1960's, that is known for its unreasonably high prices and "family values". In reality, it has an uncanny ability to destroy the social lives of its teenage employees and suck the life out its other workers. Full-time employees who work here are either closet drug addicts, high school dropouts, men with wicked hard boston accents, or illegal immigrants. Most customers include senile senior citizens and needy stay at home moms who pay no attention to where they place their shopping cart. Every store will also have one attractive high school girl, who will be harassed by, hit on, and/or eye-fucked by every guy worker over the age of 40, especially the store manager. Overall, it is one of the worst jobs for a teenager and wannabe competitor to other stores, such as Whole Foods and Stop and Shop.

Worker #1: Wow, I hate my fuckin life.
Worker #2: What do you expect brotha???, You work at Roche Brothers.
Worker #1: Well at least we have that hot chick on the register up front.
Worker #2: She's only 16.
Worker #1: Don't care...Its all that keeps me sane at this shit-hole.

by theonlystore102 December 11, 2012

my brother josh

he blew himself up
and his 2 kids

heres my gas can, my brother josh, blew himself up, and his 2 kids.

by HEYSHTASSWANNASEEMEKILLYOURMOM February 10, 2021

Thomas Brothers

When you and your brother have an orgy together at an AirBnb with multiple women after your wife kicks you out. In the midst of performing these sexual acts of depravity with these hoes and your bro, your wife busts in with her posse and holds a gun to your head while yelling, “I’ve got something for all you hoes!”

Bro, my wife put a gun to my head after we raw dogged and double teamed those hoes at the AirBnb, THOMAS BROTHERS for life!

by TylerTheDefiler May 7, 2020