broon ale

best alcoholic drink in the world, originates in geordieland

giz z bottle of broon

by geordie October 24, 2003

rectal brooming

To poke, prod, or otherwise attempt to insert the handle of a broom or mop (or any cylindrical object of the appropriate size, e.g., a flashlight) into the rectum.

This apparently is a hazing procedure that recently came to light in a story from Arizona in which two boys (aged 18 and 19 years old) were accused of performing "rectal brooming" on 18 middle school boys aged 11 to 15. Apparently, the victims' clothes remained on during the assualt. These charges were originally classified as felony sexual assualt, and later downgraded to a misdemeanor. The current spin is that the incidents were a hazing gone wrong. One of the boys charged is the son of a prominent politician and is a member of the Church of Latter Day Saints, giving this incident widespread recognition and debate.

by T Grimes April 24, 2006

Brooning

Two hetrosexual males (bros) lying down together on their sides (spooning) for nothing more than a bit of company and comfort.

Dave: Man I'm so tired.
Rick: Me too brah.
Dave: Fancy a spot of brooning old chap?
Rick: Oh for shizzly, just don't tell my wife, she wouldn't understand.

by 8007H August 22, 2012

boonie bashing

boonie bashing: driving on dirt roads in forested areas or
driving on non-roads with a four wheel drive

"Let's go boonie bashing!" often said while camping..
"I was out boonie bashing !" often said when returning late
due to a broken truck..

by 98xj August 4, 2007

boonieburbs

Suburb of the Boonies. Not exactly out in the middle of nowhere... but pretty darn close. People aren't completely hill jacks... but pretty darn close. Still a DQ within reasonable distance.

I was driving to my house this weekend, and a teenager was popping wheelies on his ATV in the middle of the street with oncoming traffic. My wife said: "Well..at least he has a helmet and shirt on."
I responded: "Yeah, we live in the boonieburbs, not the boonies. Oh hey, there is the entrance to the DQ! Woo-hoo, dilly bar time!"

by BenjiD February 5, 2008

bronion

the condition of wearing multiple and often different-coloured layers of the same collared shirt, with each collar popped; a "bro-onion."

"that bronion is wearing pink, red and yellow AE golf shirts."

by schwabby February 5, 2009

Broon Hal

We all have a broon hal, it may be easier identified as a brown hole. Without one of these we can't do the jobbies! Most chicks love it up the Broon Hal.

do you take it up the Broon Hal? I love the Broon Hal. etc

by The Hal February 17, 2010