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Broast

noun; an event in which all bros come together in remember how each one met each other and what they thought of them. Finishes with a segment in which all members say why they luh one person until all members say something about everyone.

verb; -ing: the action of remembering why you luh a member(s)
noun; It was when we all held a broast on the band bus ride home dos we see why we luh each other.

verb; -ing: I was in the process of broasting him when I realized I used to hate him first.
by Wolfinsweatpants November 10, 2015
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Brotasticdouchebag

The alpha among bros is the brotasticdouchebag's the one bro to rule them all that all the other local bros strive to be like.
Bro, That dudes such a brotasticdouchebag he's has was more sticker's on his truck and 18 inch stacks bigger than my other bros. Bro.
by Sheldonap90 June 24, 2016
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Broeast

(Br Ö st) A term used when one man wants to politely acknowledge another man's Gynecomastia,

Also called: man boobs.
Hey Brah! That wetsuit sure makes your broeasts look supple! You think I can grip a squidge?
by Prince of dorkness September 9, 2016
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Broast

An inoffensive, bantery, exchange of roasts with the sole purpose of entertaining other bros. This activity is purely recreational and no bros shall remain ofended.
The other day my niggz waz in an empowering broast and we were astonishingly entertained.
by CarlosACJ May 29, 2017
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Brocastery

Adj/Noun; When four or more things go horribly wrong in your day and it's as if it was savagely targeting you in particular.
(A man or woman gets punched in the face and hits the floor in a puddle of Mud as a dog pees on them. When the person gets up they get punched again) "WHAT THE BROCASTERY IS THIS!!"

"My day was mad brocastery. I was doing homework in study hall when the school bully knocked my stuff on the floor with my girlfriend on his shoulders. I thought I could shake it off when I went to pick up my stuff but my best friend slap me in the face and had the nerve to say "guess what... chicken butt"!That was type brocastery if I've ever seen it."
by O0KiN0O June 25, 2017
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Broasted

The act of a group of guys getting completely wasted.
Dude, we got totally broasted last night!
by Bro Thoughts January 16, 2018
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Broasted

When your bro absolutely roasts you but it's ok because he's your bro
Chad: bro you look like a stale cucumber
Brad: bro you know I'm sensitive about that bro
Chad: bro you just got broasted
by Llama66 October 16, 2019
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