Skip to main content

Texas Broiler

Intentionally depriving oneself from taking a shit for several days in order to amass the largest, fastest and voluminous crap as possible.

Gestation is complete for the broiler when the gut is percolating and sloshing and the sphincter is dilated and starting to crown accompanied by defecatory labor pains.

The Texas Broiler must be released and left for others to observe and admire.
Tommy dropped a Texas broiler in his grandma’s newly renovated bathroom so everyone that went to see the remodel also saw a true work of human art.

I’m working up a Texas broiler. It’s been 4 days since I shit. I’m planning on dropping this one on my neighbor’s driveway.
by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020
mugGet the Texas Broiler mug.

Booble

1. An pornographic search engine.

2. Using google.com, especially the image features, to look for porn.
2. Jeff always boobles on the library computer.
by Grazii December 24, 2004
mugGet the Booble mug.

brolesque

(adj.) When straight men do something seemingly sexual or risque with each other that is in fact just bros being bros
Matt: Did you see those two guys who ran across the room and hugged? Or that one giving a back rub? Are they...

Kevin: Nah, dude, that was just brolesque.
by steelersk36 October 8, 2011
mugGet the brolesque mug.

boobless

Flat chest. Transition from the chest (or lack of) into the stomach with no boobs. Pancakes on a plate.
Holy boobless girl, she might not even have to wear a bra at all.
by PirateTara January 10, 2007
mugGet the boobless mug.

Booble

The adult version of Google's search engine.
by I forget February 4, 2004
mugGet the Booble mug.

booblets

really small boobs. usually boobs with no meat, only the nipples. girls with booblets have big nipples. JUST NIPPLES! thats scary!
Fuck man, I'm goin out with a girl with booblets.
by QUINCAY February 19, 2003
mugGet the booblets mug.

Broblem

A cross between bro and problem
1. No problem bro = no broblem
2. A bro that has a problem has a broblem
3. A bro that's being/causing a problem
1. "Thanks" "No broblem, man"
2. "I'll help take care of your broblem"
3. "Josh is being such a broblem lately"
by Gayerthangays February 26, 2015
mugGet the Broblem mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email