Brocest

What you call incest when two kids are kicking your ass on CoD:MWF2 and giggling on the microphone about it.

"Wtf is this shit on my tv? Incest? Brocest? GTFO."

by Anasaki March 8, 2010

Brocest

When one bro has sex or does sexual activities with another bro, regardless of if they are related or not

Matt: Me and clint did it last night bro.
Joe: Thats brocest bro.

by Brosephh32 October 4, 2011

brodestrian

noun, a stereotypical bro.

Club lax is filled with brodestrians.

Did you see all those brodestrians next to the keg?

by fukgoombchicks June 17, 2010

Brofist inflation

n. Overuse of brofists to the point where brofists become worth less
See brofist

Person 1: Did you notice Pewdiepie got 11 million bros?

Person 2: Yeah, brofist inflation rate must be 79.4% or some shit

by Inanimate fish August 26, 2013

bromesticated

Trained, docile, and brobediant bro. Will wingman at the drop of a hat.

"I'm not getting anywhere with this chick, boy could I use a wingman."

"Did somebody say wingman?"

*Steve is already at his side*

"Woah dude–that was so fast."

"You must be bromesticated!"

by ThisiswhoIReallyAm July 22, 2015

brofess

Alteration of profess, to make a false or overly-enthusiastic declaration of one's affection for/to another person as if they were one's bro, usually a result of a drunken situation.

Brandon: Dude, I totally can't believe you brofessed to Sam last night.
Dave: Yeah I know, I've only talked to the guy once or twice before.

by WhoseLittleBoyIsThis October 11, 2016

brotest

To protest a bro.

Bro #1: I saw Shana at the bar last night...
Bro #2: You didn't text me?!
Bro #1: Didn't think of it...
Bro #2: I'm brotesting you!

by themexecutioner August 22, 2010