BRO CODE

THE BRO CODE is a living document, much like the Constitution. Except instead of outlining a government, or the Bill of Rights, or anything even resembling laws, the BRO CODE provides men with all the rules they need to know in order to become a bro and behave properly among other bros. Dating back to the American Revolution, the BRO CODE has never been published before. Few know of its existence, and the code, until now, has been verbally communicated between those in the 'bro'. Containing approximately 150 unspoken rules, this code of conduct for bros can range from the simple (bros before hos) to the complex (the hot-to-crazy ratio, complete with bar graphs and charts). With helpful sidebros the BRO CODE will help any ordinary guy become the best bro he can be.

Sample Articles from the BRO CODE:

Article 1: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical.

Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with prophylactic protection.

Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.

Article 77: A Bro Never Cries.

by AlphaRicky July 30, 2009

Bro Chick

Bro Chick- a completely platonic relationship between a guy and a girl in which they mutually share relationship advice, guy/girl trouble, and hang out.

I went to lunch with my Bro Chick today to figure out my guy troubles.

I'm going to have a Red Box night with my Bro Chick.

by HAH85 June 19, 2011

bro code:rule 6

any bro calling for front seat forever is allowed if they are among the first 10 bro's to see the owner bro's car

owner bro: "Bro I just got my car look at the vinyl"
bro: "Sweet man and bro code:rule 6 I get front seat til death"

by Chicagoboss September 5, 2011

Bro cup

A cup usually held by bro's at a party. They usually contains some sort of alcohol in it. The cups are almost always red, possibly to hide the fact that they are drinking?

Guy 1: Yo, dude you going to that party saturday?

Guy 2: Yeah dawg, the invite says to bring stuff.

Guy 3: Dude just go to publix and get some bro cups, they're cheap!

by pseudobin December 14, 2009

Bro-core

Someone who goes to shows/concerts, (usually Emmure fans) dressed like they're going to play Basketball.
They often times adopt a "gangster" demeanor, and will go out of their way to spin-kick, and 2-step towards you.
They're usually the semi-obese male with the crappy tribal tattoos and the fitted cap.
Always in possesion of their cigs, gym shorts, nike dunks worth more than their exsistence, brass knuckles they bought at a mall, generic band tee.
Bro-core kids will most likely be in a group, so if one of them moshes into you, prepare for a "fight" with anywhere from 2 to 67 other bro-core morons.

Chris: Dude, that show last night was sick!
Steve: Yeah, except for those bro-core assholes who kept slamming into us.
Chris: Leave 'em alone, that's what happens when retarded gangsters steal instruments.

by GenocideFace October 14, 2011

Bro Code 30

A Bro Code meaning that you can not tell a bro about any sexual interaction until 30 minutes or later after it has occurred

Chad: I'm bout to smash Lisa bro it's gonna hella hot!!!

Jason: That's lit bro tell how it goes after!

Chad:Ewww bro that's weird

Jason:But Bro Code 30??

Chad: ohhh then ight 30 minutes after then?

Jason: Big Bettttt

by Brotonamis0011 March 25, 2020

bro code

an assumed list of rules between guys
general things you just dont do to your bros.

bro code rule # 1 - bros before hoes
Bro coed rule #87 - never sleep with your friends ex.

-dude!
- what man?
- Its in the bro code! you just dont do that!
i cant believe you slept with my ex man!
- man, i feel terrible

by M, Fo April 30, 2008