A country with beautiful scenery, from the vast open moors, the dramatic mountains of the lake district, Wales and Scotland, the wonderful coastline dotted with hundreds of islands, the many accents and dialects and 3 languages.
There is also more than one city in Britain other than London, and many more cities, towns and villages that are spread right across the country.
We are also not all posh, some of us are common as shit.
There is also more than one city in Britain other than London, and many more cities, towns and villages that are spread right across the country.
We are also not all posh, some of us are common as shit.
American 1: Where are we going to go on vacation?
American 2: let's go to Britain
American 1: Do you mean London?
American 2: Where else? It's the only place I've heard of in Britain so it must be the only place there!
American 1: According to Google maps there's a place called York, its a long way out of London.
American 2: Probably just filled with Hobbits.
American 2: let's go to Britain
American 1: Do you mean London?
American 2: Where else? It's the only place I've heard of in Britain so it must be the only place there!
American 1: According to Google maps there's a place called York, its a long way out of London.
American 2: Probably just filled with Hobbits.
by Moo_Beast June 28, 2011
Get the Britain mug.A city in central connecticut.
Frequently divided into two parts
New Britski (polish people and the like)
and
Nuevo Britain.
This city has polish restaurants and markets as well as some slummy areas.
Frequently divided into two parts
New Britski (polish people and the like)
and
Nuevo Britain.
This city has polish restaurants and markets as well as some slummy areas.
My polish aunt is from new britski. Carlos is from nuevo britain. However, they both live in new Britain
by Shaquala September 3, 2008
Get the New Britain mug.Great Britain is a collective nation consisting of four smaller countries: England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Britain is the country that began the modern era and gave birth, during its colonial years, to many other ex-colonial countries including Australia, The United States, and Canada. Britain has immense political power for its size, and is also a major military power.
Britain also has great history, great healthcare and also the greatest education system in the world with world famous universities such as Oxford and Cambridge.
One thing that is forgotten by many American wankers is that they are, in effect, British. Great Britain has made one major blunder. Britain allowed America to create itself. The world's largest and best-trained military power was defeated by cowards, aided by Frenchmen. The fighting of two wars at once caused Britain to devote men to murder France, whilst the Americans snuck victories in the colony.
To those Americans who hate us British, you probably hate the French too. You Americans are either descended from honest British men, traitorous British men aided by Frenchmen, or you are yourself descended directly from a Frenchman. So you can stop poncing about calling everyone who doesn't live in your shitty 200 year old country full of non-native a 'fag' in your fucking stupid accents, and just accept that we are at very least your equals.
Britain also has great history, great healthcare and also the greatest education system in the world with world famous universities such as Oxford and Cambridge.
One thing that is forgotten by many American wankers is that they are, in effect, British. Great Britain has made one major blunder. Britain allowed America to create itself. The world's largest and best-trained military power was defeated by cowards, aided by Frenchmen. The fighting of two wars at once caused Britain to devote men to murder France, whilst the Americans snuck victories in the colony.
To those Americans who hate us British, you probably hate the French too. You Americans are either descended from honest British men, traitorous British men aided by Frenchmen, or you are yourself descended directly from a Frenchman. So you can stop poncing about calling everyone who doesn't live in your shitty 200 year old country full of non-native a 'fag' in your fucking stupid accents, and just accept that we are at very least your equals.
American: Hey, ur a British douchebag!!!1!!onehundredandeleven!!!1
British bloke: Stop making such an idiot of yourself. Great Britain and America are old allies and we should respect eachother.
British bloke: Stop making such an idiot of yourself. Great Britain and America are old allies and we should respect eachother.
by !!!!eleven!!!111!1111 July 7, 2007
Get the Great Britain mug.the best country in the world came 4th in the 08 olymipics and only countrys that were like 1000 times bigger beat them, yep thats right britain is very small but still kicks every other countrys ass, and unlike americans we can actually walk properly. our weather is quite shit but that is what makes britain the toughest country ever. the defintion of britain: THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, BRITAIN RULES AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT :P
brit: Britain rules :)
brit 2: hell ye
brit: we deserve our recognition as a powerfull country, we have fought countless wars and weve come thru better off each time
brit 2: go britain!!!
brit 2: hell ye
brit: we deserve our recognition as a powerfull country, we have fought countless wars and weve come thru better off each time
brit 2: go britain!!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009
Get the Britain mug.The greatest kingdom in the world..... America is an awsome country aswel, we both have the best health-care, films, T.V,technology and military, but us Brits created the US, along with Ireland ....... they have our language, and culture, and are now the largest super power and the envy of the rest of the world, then the UK ... unfortunately the UK is overun with pakistanis, and we all know what them people get up to with their friendly muslim neighbours afghanistan, 7/7, 9/11...
We have acomplished so much, from a relatively small country.
Also, Britain wasnt saved by the Americans in WW2, your air force was only good with the introduction of the british rolls royce engine and technology, and also our scientists etc fleeing to america during ww2! in replayment, the US gave us some weapons ... UK & US rule!
We have acomplished so much, from a relatively small country.
Also, Britain wasnt saved by the Americans in WW2, your air force was only good with the introduction of the british rolls royce engine and technology, and also our scientists etc fleeing to america during ww2! in replayment, the US gave us some weapons ... UK & US rule!
by john-beproud October 20, 2006
Get the britain mug.A british comedy written and directed by comedians Matt Lucas and David Walliams.
In truth, a hit and miss comedy which relies on the same catch-phrases in different scenarios. Weak humoured, really.
In truth, a hit and miss comedy which relies on the same catch-phrases in different scenarios. Weak humoured, really.
by Riteous Mango July 19, 2005
Get the Little Britain mug.Brittini is a total badass.
No one in the world is like a Brittini.
She will kick your ass
and hates all girls who names are maggie and Chris.
She loves to be with friends and loves
to have sex with her best guy friends
No one in the world is like a Brittini.
She will kick your ass
and hates all girls who names are maggie and Chris.
She loves to be with friends and loves
to have sex with her best guy friends
by Jamie Adams May 18, 2008
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