bitching bride

a women thats a bride who is a bitch

my wife is one of the bitching brides

by motaix November 13, 2011

popcorn bride

A girl that is lovely, hot and slim until her wedding, then explodes in size, straight out of that hot wedding dress she wears on the fateful day.

Bro, look at that girls arms, she has massive popcorn bride potential.

by I would rather not say. please January 6, 2014

Orleans bride

(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin

i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride

by Sexydimma December 27, 2017

father of the bride

a man who has a special set of skills that may or may not include weapons training and who will protect his daughter at all costs if and when groom screws up

The father of the bride said he was going after the groom for making his daughter cry.

by craftmaster March 19, 2017

always a bridesmaid never a bride

always the other woman, never the important person in a relationship, the side person

“Im always a bridesmaid never a bride”

by corpsebride1234 April 15, 2022

Late Bloomer Bride

Late Bloomer Bride is a term that means a woman who married for the first time after age 40.

Married after 40? You're a Late Bloomer Bride or LBB!

by consultant12 May 4, 2010

russian mail order bride

little russian female whores with bug eyes that use males for their money and dont really love them.
they are only in the relationship for security, gifts, and sex.
sometimes the russian even wishes the male that "purchased" her is someone else and tries to change him into who she wants him to be.

Dude! I found this hot russian mail order bride looking girl, shes so hot! She even picks out my clothes for me and makes me buy her things. She must love me!

by Trampy Tina October 25, 2006