Don't breathe this

This comes from the will it blend videos starring Tom Dickenson. Following blending somthing inedible, such as marbles, he says somthing like...

Glass smoke- don't breathe this

iPod smoke- don't breathe this

magnet smoke- don't breathe this

by cheeseflambe April 17, 2010

Cheeto Breathe

Someone who's always stuffing Cheetos in there mouth and the orange powder sticks to there teeth and lips

Kaylee : Is that Chad's wife wow she's really Packin On The Pounds!
Kiersten : Yeah she's a regular blimp lucky for Chad he get's to Fuck A tone little body like mine!
Kaylee : I feel really bad for her since her husband's not attracted to her anymore and she's A fat cow!
Kiersten : Chad likes girls who can wrap there legs around his waste and fuck him while he's standing up!
Kaylee : Well I just hope you don't start Packin On The Pounds he may get rid of you as well!
Kiersten : I will ignore the words that just came from your mouth cause I will never get fat!
Kaylee : Never say never Cheeto Breathe!

by SlopNChop May 5, 2017

Hog's Breath

Rank ass bad breath. Halitosis of the worst kind. Induced by a number of reasons including gingivitis, rotten teeth, meth mouth, binge drinking, etc. Breath so bad it's like they've been eating shit.

That bitch was smoking hot till she opened her mouth and had hog's breath. Enough to gag a maggot.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017

Breath Kiss

An uncommon act between lovers. Very erotic, and creates an euphoric state if done correctly. It is a very intimate act that requires some practice. To Breath Kiss you create an airtight seal with your lips together, while your partner exhales you inhale, repeating this for up to several minutes. No cheating by inhaling or exhaling through the nose.

Wow...! I had the most incredibly intimate moment with my girlfriend last night. We Breath Kissed!!!

by Circus Bouy February 14, 2010

butt breathing

the act of which you bend over, letting air pass freely in and out of your butt hole.

Ariel was really gassy, so she tried butt breathing to relieve herself.

by jjoinky February 1, 2010

Breath Control

Anything you consume to freshen your breath.

(Examples: Dentyne, Certs, Altoids, Scope Mouth Wash)

I eat a lot of spicy food, so I keep Breath Control on me at all times.

by Rob1150 April 8, 2010

Vag breathe

Having sex so your vagina airs out.

"Girl, you need to get laid and let your vag breathe"

by bobbybaboso July 19, 2009