bread

an item of food that begins with the letter b

i like to eat bread with toast

bread by Eric Desautel December 25, 2007

Bread

Extremely unpleasant to look at

The lady next to me is bread

Bread by Cream Soldier March 27, 2008

bread

The literal meaning of bread, which can be formed by aligning several dollar signs together. i.e.$$$$$$$$$$$ looks like a loaf of bread with blurry vision. (term was created when subjects were in their mentally-altered states, yes, they were high)

My bitch be so hungry i gotta buy another loaf of some expensive bread

bread by Ankizzi Figuez April 26, 2007

bread

breads used for making explosives

Mark: MIKE WATCH OUT THERES A LOAF OF BREAD
Mike: <BOOM> ouch

bread by Mark October 26, 2003

bread

Comes from the cockney rhyming slang brown bread meaning DEAD.

i think he's brown bread mate!

bread by kkaarrll November 9, 2006

Bread

The act of getting breakfast in bed, followed by good morning head. The ultimate goal for any male to strive for. Also a clue that the woman doing the bread giving is a keeper. The key to a man's heart is through his stomach, and his penis, at the same time.

How was your date last night? Great I woke up to the best BREAD I've ever had. Dude she gave you BREAD? You gotta keep that dame around.

Bread by MachineShop January 3, 2008

Bread

Nigga that shit is like soul food. Damn it good every time no matter what. Dat shit is some finger lickin good bread. You know what i mean? That shit was like goldfish on toast when she cut it into slices man. Grilled cheese is good too!

Nigga get yo bread off my couch, and take the plate out of your goat.

My bread got loafed out back and then i took it out back and raped it like a manatee.

After devouring an entire loaf of freash baked bread, Jonquil proceeded to have the most intense breadgasm of her intire life.

Bread by Pablo McGowann May 12, 2007