Brandon

The most sexiest man alive. A combination of Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio with the attitude of Bam Margera himself. The thing that keeps you up at night wondering if you have a chance in hell with him. The Second Coming Of Jesus!!!!!!!!

That guy so hot, he must be a Brandon!!!

by UDon'tKnoMeh February 26, 2009

Brandon

Fuck Joe Biden

Let’s go Brandon

by Kamala Harris October 5, 2021

Brandon

the most amazing person you will ever meet. the kindest, sweetest, perfect guy alive. best boyfriend a girl could ask for <5 caring and loving, he'll help you through everything. stands for what he believes and will never let anyone down. knows how to treat a girl right.

-brandon is the best boyfriend ever <5
-that brandon sure is amazing.

by kordon October 18, 2010

Brandon

This man is the love of my life, he's crazy and weird, but funny , sweet, and kind. Everyone should be jelly that I haz him.

Brandon is a sexy motherfucker

by undiscovered1996 July 17, 2012

Brandon

A man who has balls the size wrecking cranes.
Someone with out fear

Boy1:yo did you see what mike just did?
Boy2:yeah he's a real Brandon to do something like that.

by night_troller August 23, 2011

Brandon

Most likely the most awesome person on the face of the planet, mainly because of the monsterous size of his erections with out the help of medication or other stimulants.

" Man, I wish my doctor could give me a Brandon penis... it would be other worldly!"

by Brandocommando March 4, 2009

Brandon

The act of getting a random erection

Oh boy, i'm getting a brandon

by Cortez The Pirate April 28, 2011